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by Dot » Thu Aug 20, 2015 9:02 pm
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The phone goes in the Aussie dressing room Can I speak to Michael Clarke pls ?
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Whaa? :?
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Last post by Greynomad Sat Aug 22, 2015 10:53 am
Knickers to you, too!
by Greynomad » Sat Aug 22, 2015 10:51 am
Little Mary came home and told her mother, The boys at school keep asking me to do cartwheels. They say I'm really good at it.
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Last post by Greynomad Sat Aug 22, 2015 10:51 am
Irish again
by Dot » Fri Aug 21, 2015 8:49 pm
Taking a wee break from the golf course, Rory Mcllroy drives his new Mercedes into an Irish gas station.
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Last post by Dot Fri Aug 21, 2015 8:49 pm
The pregnant Blonde
by Dot » Thu Aug 20, 2015 9:01 pm
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The other day my neighbour, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway just jumping for joy!
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Good one Dot. Poor dumb blonde. :lol: :lol: :roll:
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Last post by supersparky Thu Aug 20, 2015 9:54 pm
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Last post by supersparky Fri Aug 14, 2015 8:02 pm
Bell ringer
by Dot » Mon Aug 10, 2015 8:46 pm
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After Quasimodo's death, the Bishop of the Cathedral of Notre Dame in Paris, France
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Dot, That's so bad, it's funny. ;) ;)
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Last post by supersparky Mon Aug 10, 2015 9:30 pm
Irish again and again
by Dot » Mon Aug 10, 2015 8:39 pm
This story happened a while ago in Dublin , and even though it sounds like an Alfred Hitchcock tale, it's supposedly true.
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Last post by Dot Mon Aug 10, 2015 8:39 pm
Irish Again......
by norman » Sun Aug 09, 2015 5:45 pm
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Sean is the vicar of a Protestant parish on the border of Northern Ireland and Patrick is the priest at the Roman Catholic Church across the road....
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Nah why warn em?
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Last post by Dot Sun Aug 09, 2015 9:53 pm
A/C for Cars....
by norman » Thu Jul 30, 2015 6:03 am
The four Goldberg brothers, Lowell, Norman, Hiram, and Max, invented and developed the first automobile air-conditioner. On July 17, 1946 , the...
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Last post by generdawg Wed Jul 22, 2015 2:41 pm
How to say I love you in 10 Languages....
by norman » Mon Jul 20, 2015 11:50 am
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English I Love You
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So you should change your last suggestion to: I love you so much I will untangle you from the fence - after! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by SteveW Tue Jul 21, 2015 1:29 pm
The Blonde & "the Lord"
by Dot » Wed Jul 15, 2015 12:02 pm
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A blonde wanted to go ice fishing.
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Yes that was the punch line Bruce but I am a lady :roll: :twisted:
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Last post by supersparky Fri Jul 17, 2015 8:10 pm
Irish Diesel Fitter
by Dot » Thu Jul 16, 2015 10:30 pm
Paddy and Mick were both laid off, so they went to the unemployment office.
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Last post by Dot Thu Jul 16, 2015 10:30 pm
The Bin Man
by Dot » Thu Jul 16, 2015 10:24 pm
A refuse collector , is driving along a street picking up the wheelie bins and emptying them into his compactor. He goes to one house where the bin...
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Last post by Dot Thu Jul 16, 2015 10:24 pm
Greek bailout explained
by norman » Wed Jul 15, 2015 6:05 pm
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Greek Bailout Explained
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The story of how the Greek's got in the spot of bother they are in tells a similar story :lol: I think I posted it here some where
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Last post by T1 Terry Wed Jul 15, 2015 9:49 pm
Only a Kiwi can make you feel like a woman....
by norman » Wed Jul 15, 2015 6:13 pm
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A plane passed through a severe storm. The turbulence was awful, and things went from bad to worse when one wing was struck by lightning.
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Now if it had been a sheep and not a woman things may have gone differently :lol:
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Last post by T1 Terry Wed Jul 15, 2015 9:46 pm
Latest sex study...
by norman » Wed Jul 15, 2015 6:09 pm
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It has been determined that the most used
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Poor fellas :(
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Last post by Dot Wed Jul 15, 2015 8:37 pm
A short gun story...
by norman » Wed Jul 15, 2015 6:07 pm
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A guy walked into a crowded bar, waving a Colt automatic and yelled
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Must have been G in a prev marriage :) :)
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Last post by Dot Wed Jul 15, 2015 7:24 pm
How Men Think
by Dot » Tue Jul 14, 2015 4:01 pm
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As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, You know what Martha?
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I'm beginning to think you're bad luck.
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Last post by generdawg Wed Jul 15, 2015 12:35 pm
Love the gravy.
by Dot » Fri Jul 10, 2015 9:57 pm
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can of food.jpg
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Yes Terry, but that was the problem... it went OFF! :twisted: :lol:
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Last post by Chuck Tue Jul 14, 2015 9:05 pm
Paddy's Weight Problem
by Greynomad » Mon Jul 13, 2015 2:09 am
Paddy went to his doctor and complained,
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Last post by Greynomad Mon Jul 13, 2015 2:09 am
A Little Flab
by Dot » Sun Jul 12, 2015 2:06 pm
One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife, pinched her on the butt and said...
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Last post by Dot Sun Jul 12, 2015 2:06 pm
Newly Weds....
by norman » Wed Jul 08, 2015 4:56 pm
Probably been on before ,but worth a second look.....
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Last post by norman Wed Jul 08, 2015 4:56 pm
Shingles.
by Chuck » Fri Jun 26, 2015 9:47 am
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Kevin had shingles.
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I have a 1-page summary of my medical history, including Medicare card number, contact numbers, next of Kin, etc.
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Last post by Dot Tue Jul 07, 2015 5:01 pm
Confucius Say
by Dot » Wed Jun 24, 2015 5:25 pm
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Kiss is merely shopping upstairs,
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My memories are slowly dimming, :cry: :cry: :lol: ;)
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Last post by Greynomad Tue Jul 07, 2015 2:55 pm
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