How Men Think

Place your jokes in this section. A little naughty will be tolerated but please no really vulgar ones!!! If you might be offended it may be better to bypass this section!!!
User avatar
Dot
Posts: 24724
Joined: Fri Nov 23, 2012 6:12 pm
Location: Strathalbyn SA
Been thanked: 37 times

How Men Think

Post by Dot »

As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what Martha?

You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were
there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got
shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here.
When my health started failing, you were still by my side...

You know what Martha?"



"What dear?" she gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with
warmth.



"I'm beginning to think you're bad luck."
Queen of the Banal & OT chatter and proud of it. If it offends you then tough titty titty bang bang.
User avatar
generdawg
Posts: 1253
Joined: Tue Dec 04, 2012 12:06 pm
Location: St Huberts Island

Re: How Men Think

Post by generdawg »

Dot wrote:"I'm beginning to think you're bad luck."
Sheesh, ya reckon. See how loyal men are, sticking with her beyond rational sane logic.

How does that other one go? "Him: I really appreciate the lord making you beautiful so that I could love you, but why did he make you so stupid? Her: So that I could love you." 8-)

dirty dawg
Experience is a wonderful thing. It helps you recognise a mistake when repeated.

Return to “Joker's Palace”