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Frank Feldman
by Chuck » Mon Oct 13, 2014 2:26 pm
A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by.
He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, Perfect timing. You're just like...
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Last post by Chuck Mon Oct 13, 2014 2:26 pm
To golf or not to golf...
by Chuck » Thu Oct 09, 2014 9:26 am
Jim decided to tie the knot with his long-time girlfriend.
One evening, after the honeymoon, he was cleaning his golf shoes... his wife was...
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Last post by Chuck Thu Oct 09, 2014 9:26 am
Catholic Petrol......
by norman » Tue Oct 07, 2014 8:52 am
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Sister Mary Ann, who worked a home care service, was out making her rounds visiting homebound patients when she ran out of petrol. As luck would have...
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:lol: :lol: :lol: Good one Norman.
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Last post by supersparky Tue Oct 07, 2014 10:59 pm
Senior Citizen Joke
by Dot » Fri Oct 03, 2014 10:05 pm
A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbor and says,
Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle,
and I can't figure...
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Last post by Dot Fri Oct 03, 2014 10:05 pm
Charm School
by T1 Terry » Fri Oct 03, 2014 11:03 am
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A slight rewrite of an email Bugman sent me, which is of course a rewrite of a very old joke, but it does come across better with the Aussie setting...
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And as Mrs Brown would say That's Nice :)
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Last post by Dot Fri Oct 03, 2014 9:58 pm
The Squeezer...
by norman » Mon Sep 29, 2014 4:37 pm
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The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they
offered a standing $1,000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a...
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Was his name George? he came home with a grand today.
From a garage sale?
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Last post by Chuck Tue Sep 30, 2014 3:37 pm
How to get to Heaven from Ireland...
by norman » Tue Sep 30, 2014 1:49 pm
How to get to Heaven from Ireland
I was testing children in my Dublin Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to...
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Last post by norman Tue Sep 30, 2014 1:49 pm
Blood transfusion
by Dot » Mon Sep 29, 2014 4:09 pm
Fred, a lifelong white racist living in the East End of London is in a major car crash.
When he comes round 3 days later in hospital the surgeon...
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Last post by Dot Mon Sep 29, 2014 4:09 pm
Forest Gump at the Pearly Gates
by Dot » Mon Sep 29, 2014 11:43 am
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Something cheerful to start the week OH! YEH! I LIKE THE WAY HE THINKS!
Forest Gump was sent on his way to Heaven.
Upon his...
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As he should
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Last post by dapope Mon Sep 29, 2014 11:48 am
A Man's Age-As determined By A Trip To Bunnings
by Dot » Sat Sep 27, 2014 8:27 pm
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A Man's Age -- as Determined by a Trip to Bunnings
You are in the middle of some kind of project around the house --.
Mowing the lawn, putting in a...
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poor things !!
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Last post by Dot Sat Sep 27, 2014 9:21 pm
Children At Church...
by norman » Sat Sep 27, 2014 2:22 pm
A little boy was attending his first wedding.
After the service, his cousin asked him,
How many women can a man marry?
Sixteen, the boy...
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Last post by norman Sat Sep 27, 2014 2:22 pm
Self Help Classes
by Dot » Thu Sep 25, 2014 7:45 pm
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Men Teaching Classes for Women at
THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER
REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
By August 30, 2014
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND...
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...it does give the blokes some heart to see they do not suffer alone :lol:
Ahhh, the three rings of marriage: the engagement ring, the wedding...
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Last post by generdawg Thu Sep 25, 2014 9:35 pm
Nine thoughts to ponder
by Dot » Sat Sep 20, 2014 7:49 pm
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Number 9
Death is the number 1 killer in the world.
Number 8
Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 7
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate...
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:D :lol: :D :lol:
:( :?
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Last post by Greynomad Mon Sep 22, 2014 8:13 pm
Finally a nice Lawyer story...
by Chuck » Sat Sep 20, 2014 5:58 pm
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If you think lawyers don't have hearts, read the best lawyer story of all time...bar none.
The Salvation Army realized that it had never received a...
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Yep.
That figures...
:?
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Last post by Greynomad Mon Sep 22, 2014 8:11 pm
The Poor Princess
by Dot » Sat Sep 20, 2014 7:31 pm
Once upon a time there
lived a King.
The King had a beautiful daughter, The
PRINCESS.
But there was a problem. Everything the
princess touched...
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Last post by Dot Sat Sep 20, 2014 7:31 pm
Bluey...
by norman » Thu Sep 18, 2014 2:19 pm
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Bluey who lives in the Queensland outback goes to an outdoor show at the Brisbane Showgrounds
and wins a tinnie.
He brought it home and his wife...
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I reckon I know them fellas. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by supersparky Thu Sep 18, 2014 8:52 pm
The British Penny...
by norman » Fri Sep 12, 2014 7:37 pm
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THE BRITISH PENNY
EUROPEAN UNION DIRECTIVE NO. 456179
In order to bring about further integration with the single European currency, the Euro, all...
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It is hoped that this will be a great relief to everyone.
Hopefully not all at the same time though or the fush will drown. kerflush.
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Last post by generdawg Sat Sep 13, 2014 10:51 am
Ball theory...
by norman » Fri Sep 12, 2014 7:42 pm
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INTERESTING OBSERVATION .............
1. The sport of choice for the urban poor is SOCCER.
2 The sport of choice for maintenance level employees...
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Awesome, Norman!!
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Last post by Swisslulu Fri Sep 12, 2014 7:46 pm
Quick witts wins every time
by T1 Terry » Thu Sep 11, 2014 9:46 am
An elderly man had owned a large farm for several years.
He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up...
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Last post by T1 Terry Thu Sep 11, 2014 9:46 am
Wife Missing
by Dot » Tue Sep 09, 2014 9:03 pm
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A husband went to the sheriff's department to report that his wife was missing:
Husband : - I've lost my wife. She went shopping yesterday and has...
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Ha ha ha :lol: :?: :ugeek:
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Last post by Mrcoolabah1au Tue Sep 09, 2014 9:35 pm
Garfield's Plan
by Greynomad » Mon Sep 08, 2014 11:57 pm
LOVE THIS!!!
:lol: :lol: :lol:
:? I think I know the bloke who inspired this cartoon...
(Click on the image for the full view.)
ME!
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Last post by Greynomad Mon Sep 08, 2014 11:57 pm
The last Argument
by John M » Mon Sep 08, 2014 9:08 am
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The last argument.
O.K. Honey !
We're here!
I said that I was sorry!
You can come out now.
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Watch that last step, Honey! It's a bit of a reach to the ground...
Ya want me to get the stool out?
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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Last post by Greynomad Mon Sep 08, 2014 2:02 pm
Understanding company policy
by T1 Terry » Tue Aug 19, 2014 10:59 am
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Start with a cage containing five monkeys. Inside the cage, hang a banana on a string and place a set of stairs under it. Before long, a monkey will...
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Or like that bleating answer I hear at work far to frequently, 'but we've ALWAYS done it like that.'
I saw a sign in Echuca a few years ago that...
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Last post by supersparky Wed Aug 27, 2014 8:53 pm
Paraprosdokians
by RussellB[SA] » Tue Aug 19, 2014 11:20 am
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Paraprosdokians…...(Winston Churchill loved them) are figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected;...
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Oh definitely #11 for me!
Just let me know when your gonna demonstrate #11, I'm busy that day!!!!
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Last post by RussellB[SA] Tue Aug 19, 2014 1:59 pm
Bless the Irish jokes
by Dot » Mon Aug 18, 2014 10:37 am
Paddy spies a letter lying on his doormat.
It says on the envelope DO NOT BEND .
Paddy spends the next 2 hours trying to figure out how to pick it...
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Last post by Dot Mon Aug 18, 2014 10:37 am
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