The Poor Princess

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Once upon a time there
lived a King.
The King had a beautiful daughter, The
PRINCESS.



But there was a problem. Everything the
princess touched would melt.

No matter what;Metal,Wood,Stone,
Anything she touched would melt.



Because of this, men were afraid of her.
Nobody would dare marry her.



The King despaired. What
could he do to help his daughter?



He consulted his
wizards and magicians. One wizard told the King, 'If your
daughter touches one thing that does not melt in her
hands,she will
be cured.'




The King was overjoyed and came up with a
plan.


The next day, he held a competition. Any man that
could bring his daughter an object that would not melt would
marry her and inherit the King's wealth.



THREE YOUNG
PRINCES TOOK UP THE CHALLENGE.



The first brought a
sword of the finest steel.


But alas, when the Princess touched it,
it melted.
The prince went away sadly .

The second prince brought
diamonds.

He thought diamonds are the hardest
substance in the world and would not melt.
But alas, once
the Princess touched them, they melted.

He too was sent
away disappointed.

The third prince approached. He told
the Princess,
'Put your hand in my pocket and feel what is
in there.'

The Princess did as she was told, though she
turned red.

She felt something hard. She held it in
her hand.
And it did not melt!!!

The King was overjoyed.
Everybody in the kingdom was overjoyed.

And the third
Prince married the Princess and they both lived happily ever
after.


Question: What was in the Prince's pants?





M&M's of course.

They melt in your mouth, not in your
hand.

What were you thinking??

I WORRY ABOUT YOU LOT
SOMETIMES!!!