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Genie Joke with a twist
by T1 Terry » Wed Aug 13, 2014 6:38 pm
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Another Casino John classic
An Indian, a Maori, a Muslim and an Australian were walking along an Australian beach when the Maori stumbled over a...
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would you believe this joke was deleted from an American boat forum because it was too sensitive...... those people have real problems, those Maori's...
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Last post by T1 Terry Sun Aug 17, 2014 12:39 pm
A lecture for blokes on women selection
by T1 Terry » Thu Aug 07, 2014 10:30 am
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This is really educational, by the end the blokes will be laughing out loud and the women will be fuming... which is also funny as long as you aren't...
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[quote= RussellB ]U mean you didn't marry a transgender person?
Depends which way you look at it. :lol:
Or which way you're facing! 8-)
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Last post by Greynomad Sat Aug 16, 2014 10:29 pm
An examaple of an Infinity loop
by T1 Terry » Thu Aug 14, 2014 7:41 pm
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An infinite loop is a computer programming concept, describing a situation of cause and effect that continues forever, one action causing another...
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Bluddy kids!
They always seem to cramp you style when you're planning a hot weekend...
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Last post by Greynomad Sat Aug 16, 2014 9:48 pm
A caring husband
by learjohn » Sun Aug 10, 2014 4:47 pm
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ADVICE FROM A RETIRED HUSBAND
It is important for men to remember that, as women grow older, it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality...
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Amen!!
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Last post by Swisslulu Sun Aug 10, 2014 6:29 pm
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Children In Church
by Dot » Sun Aug 03, 2014 3:27 pm
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A little boy was attending his first wedding.
After the service, his cousin asked him,
How many women can a man marry?
Sixteen, the boy...
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Monday morning George shows up at the deli getting some milk sporting a black eye.
Knowing George is a bit slow I asked him how he got it.
George...
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Last post by Noggins Mon Aug 04, 2014 1:32 am
Black Boys
by learjohn » Thu Jul 31, 2014 8:19 pm
Van der Merwe had never been out of South Africa. While on holiday in
Australia he decided to spend an afternoon visiting Bondi Beach.
As he sat on...
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Last post by learjohn Thu Jul 31, 2014 8:19 pm
A gun safety ad with a special message
by T1 Terry » Fri Jul 25, 2014 6:27 pm
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you just never know what they can lay their hands on..... the pink one looks dangerous :lol:
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Ha Ha Ha. Love it. What's the little bit hanging of the silver one for ???? :lol: :lol: :lol: :roll:
And there was me thinking that someone was...
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Last post by supersparky Fri Jul 25, 2014 9:14 pm
Blonde
by SteveW » Thu Jul 24, 2014 2:51 pm
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A blonde chick gets a job as a physical education teacher of 16 year olds.
She notices a boy in the field standing alone, while all the other kids...
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So the goalies in the FIFA world cup who ran around with the others must have blonde coaches. 8-)
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Last post by generdawg Thu Jul 24, 2014 3:03 pm
Seniors password attempts...
by Chuck » Sun Jul 20, 2014 1:36 pm
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WINDOWS : Please enter your new password.
USER : cabbage
WINDOWS : Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters.
USER : boiled cabbage...
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Finally made it to 40 Mile Beach, near Karratha WA.
Will put up a 'short' story about the journey once we get settled in here.
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Last post by Chuck Wed Jul 23, 2014 11:20 am
Something to offend everyone
by learjohn » Wed Jul 16, 2014 7:27 pm
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Did you hear about the look-a-like competition in China ?
Everybody won....
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A few gems in that lot :lol: Love the family driving behind the garbage truck :lol:
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Last post by T1 Terry Thu Jul 17, 2014 10:16 am
Only in Britain
by learjohn » Wed Jul 16, 2014 7:44 pm
Only in Britain -Complaints to Councils
Extracts from letters written by council tenants:
1. It's the dogs mess that I find hard to swallow.
2. I...
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Last post by learjohn Wed Jul 16, 2014 7:44 pm
Older Women
by learjohn » Wed Jul 16, 2014 7:18 pm
After being married for 44 years, I took a careful look at my wife one
day and said: Darling, 44 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap
car,...
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Last post by learjohn Wed Jul 16, 2014 7:18 pm
faceless5
by learjohn » Wed Jul 16, 2014 7:11 pm
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faceless4
by learjohn » Wed Jul 16, 2014 7:09 pm
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faceless3
by learjohn » Wed Jul 16, 2014 7:08 pm
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faceless2
by learjohn » Wed Jul 16, 2014 7:06 pm
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faceless
by learjohn » Wed Jul 16, 2014 7:04 pm
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Last post by learjohn Wed Jul 16, 2014 7:04 pm
He never knew what hit him
by learjohn » Wed Jul 16, 2014 6:39 pm
A husband and wife are shopping when the husband picks up a case of beer and puts it in the trolley.
'What do you think you're doing?' asks the...
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Last post by learjohn Wed Jul 16, 2014 6:39 pm
English Weather
by T1 Terry » Wed Jul 16, 2014 12:44 pm
The Archbishop of Canterbury and
The Royal Commission for Political Correctness announced today that
the climate in the UK should no longer be...
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Last post by T1 Terry Wed Jul 16, 2014 12:44 pm
Voted Best Joke in Ireland
by Dot » Sat Jul 12, 2014 6:25 pm
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John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, Here's to spending the rest of me Life, between the legs of me wife !
That won him the top prize at...
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Oh Dot, That one is a pearler. ROFLMFAO. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by supersparky Sat Jul 12, 2014 7:43 pm
One for Dottie?
by Greynomad » Sun Jul 06, 2014 12:47 am
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An elderly couple were preparing for bed.
The bathroom door burst open, the old lady bounced out, flung open her nightie and yelled, Super-Pussy!!!...
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That is a beauty Ray, thank you . Might try that because HE hates soup. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by Dot Sun Jul 06, 2014 11:13 am
Older Employee Notice
by learjohn » Fri Jul 04, 2014 2:06 pm
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OLDER EMPLOYEE NOTICE!
Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown in the economy, Government has decided to implement a scheme...
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Some one did their homework. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by Dot Fri Jul 04, 2014 7:10 pm
Sex & Calories...
by Chuck » Mon Jun 30, 2014 10:34 am
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They say that during sex you burn off as many calories as running 12 klm... :? :? :?
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Ummmmm the rampant ferret out in the shed. :roll:
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Last post by Dot Mon Jun 30, 2014 6:10 pm
School Buses
by learjohn » Sun Jun 29, 2014 9:54 am
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SCHOOL BUS IN JAPAN
SCHOOL BUS IN INDIA
........and which country do I get
When I have a technical problem
With my bloody...
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Welcome to the forum world, nice to know you are human ??John I presume
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