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Understanding company policy
by T1 Terry » Tue Aug 19, 2014 10:59 am
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Start with a cage containing five monkeys. Inside the cage, hang a banana on a string and place a set of stairs under it. Before long, a monkey will...
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Or like that bleating answer I hear at work far to frequently, 'but we've ALWAYS done it like that.'
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Last post by supersparky Wed Aug 27, 2014 8:53 pm
Paraprosdokians
by RussellB[SA] » Tue Aug 19, 2014 11:20 am
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Paraprosdokians…...(Winston Churchill loved them) are figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected;...
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Oh definitely #11 for me!
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Last post by RussellB[SA] Tue Aug 19, 2014 1:59 pm
Bless the Irish jokes
by Dot » Mon Aug 18, 2014 10:37 am
Paddy spies a letter lying on his doormat.
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Last post by Dot Mon Aug 18, 2014 10:37 am
Genie Joke with a twist
by T1 Terry » Wed Aug 13, 2014 6:38 pm
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Another Casino John classic
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would you believe this joke was deleted from an American boat forum because it was too sensitive...... those people have real problems, those Maori's...
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Last post by T1 Terry Sun Aug 17, 2014 12:39 pm
A lecture for blokes on women selection
by T1 Terry » Thu Aug 07, 2014 10:30 am
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This is really educational, by the end the blokes will be laughing out loud and the women will be fuming... which is also funny as long as you aren't...
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[quote= RussellB ]U mean you didn't marry a transgender person?
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Last post by Greynomad Sat Aug 16, 2014 10:29 pm
An examaple of an Infinity loop
by T1 Terry » Thu Aug 14, 2014 7:41 pm
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An infinite loop is a computer programming concept, describing a situation of cause and effect that continues forever, one action causing another...
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Bluddy kids!
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Last post by Greynomad Sat Aug 16, 2014 9:48 pm
A caring husband
by learjohn » Sun Aug 10, 2014 4:47 pm
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ADVICE FROM A RETIRED HUSBAND
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Amen!!
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Last post by Swisslulu Sun Aug 10, 2014 6:29 pm
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Last post by bellett65 Wed Aug 06, 2014 3:55 pm
Children In Church
by Dot » Sun Aug 03, 2014 3:27 pm
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A little boy was attending his first wedding.
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Monday morning George shows up at the deli getting some milk sporting a black eye.
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Last post by Noggins Mon Aug 04, 2014 1:32 am
Black Boys
by learjohn » Thu Jul 31, 2014 8:19 pm
Van der Merwe had never been out of South Africa. While on holiday in
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Last post by learjohn Thu Jul 31, 2014 8:19 pm
A gun safety ad with a special message
by T1 Terry » Fri Jul 25, 2014 6:27 pm
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you just never know what they can lay their hands on..... the pink one looks dangerous :lol:
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Ha Ha Ha. Love it. What's the little bit hanging of the silver one for ???? :lol: :lol: :lol: :roll:
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Last post by supersparky Fri Jul 25, 2014 9:14 pm
Blonde
by SteveW » Thu Jul 24, 2014 2:51 pm
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A blonde chick gets a job as a physical education teacher of 16 year olds.
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So the goalies in the FIFA world cup who ran around with the others must have blonde coaches. 8-)
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Last post by generdawg Thu Jul 24, 2014 3:03 pm
Seniors password attempts...
by Chuck » Sun Jul 20, 2014 1:36 pm
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WINDOWS : Please enter your new password.
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Finally made it to 40 Mile Beach, near Karratha WA.
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Last post by Chuck Wed Jul 23, 2014 11:20 am
Something to offend everyone
by learjohn » Wed Jul 16, 2014 7:27 pm
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A few gems in that lot :lol: Love the family driving behind the garbage truck :lol:
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Last post by T1 Terry Thu Jul 17, 2014 10:16 am
Only in Britain
by learjohn » Wed Jul 16, 2014 7:44 pm
Only in Britain -Complaints to Councils
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Last post by learjohn Wed Jul 16, 2014 7:44 pm
Older Women
by learjohn » Wed Jul 16, 2014 7:18 pm
After being married for 44 years, I took a careful look at my wife one
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faceless5
by learjohn » Wed Jul 16, 2014 7:11 pm
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faceless4
by learjohn » Wed Jul 16, 2014 7:09 pm
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faceless3
by learjohn » Wed Jul 16, 2014 7:08 pm
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faceless2
by learjohn » Wed Jul 16, 2014 7:06 pm
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faceless
by learjohn » Wed Jul 16, 2014 7:04 pm
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He never knew what hit him
by learjohn » Wed Jul 16, 2014 6:39 pm
A husband and wife are shopping when the husband picks up a case of beer and puts it in the trolley.
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Last post by learjohn Wed Jul 16, 2014 6:39 pm
English Weather
by T1 Terry » Wed Jul 16, 2014 12:44 pm
The Archbishop of Canterbury and
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Last post by T1 Terry Wed Jul 16, 2014 12:44 pm
Voted Best Joke in Ireland
by Dot » Sat Jul 12, 2014 6:25 pm
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John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, Here's to spending the rest of me Life, between the legs of me wife !
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Oh Dot, That one is a pearler. ROFLMFAO. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by supersparky Sat Jul 12, 2014 7:43 pm
One for Dottie?
by Greynomad » Sun Jul 06, 2014 12:47 am
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An elderly couple were preparing for bed.
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That is a beauty Ray, thank you . Might try that because HE hates soup. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by Dot Sun Jul 06, 2014 11:13 am
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