An examaple of an Infinity loop

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An examaple of an Infinity loop

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An infinite loop is a computer programming concept, describing a situation of cause and effect that continues forever, one action causing another action that causes the first action etc.


These loops never happen in real life, unless...


A company CEO tells his secretary:
"Next week we're going to a convention abroad and spend some quality time together, please make all the required arrangements."


The secretary calls her husband:
"Next week the boss is taking me abroad for a week on business, please take care of yourself during this time."

The husband calls his lover:
"My wife is going abroad for a week, lets spend it together..."

The lover, a private school teacher, tells the children:
"Because of a personal problem, I will not be at school next week, so you'll be studying at home."

One of the kids went to his grandfather and said:
"Grandpa, next week I don't have school, you promised me that if I had time off we'd go to the mountains together."

The grandfather, who was also the CEO, calls his secretary and tells her:
"My grandson asked me to spend the week with him, so we're not going abroad."

The secretary calls her husband:
"The boss cancelled, we'll be together, my love."

The husband calls his lover:
"We can't spend the week together, my wife is staying."

The lover tells the kids:
"My problem was solved, school is back on."

The kid goes to the grandfather:
"Sorry grandpa, school is back on, I won't be able to go."

The CEO calls his secretary:
"My grandson won't be able to spend next week with me, rebook the flight abroad"

The secretary calls her husband....
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Re: An examaple of an Infinity loop

Post by Greynomad »

Bluddy kids!
They always seem to cramp you style when you're planning a hot weekend...
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