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The Walls of Jericho
by Kit Kat » Tue Apr 30, 2013 10:15 am
A School inspector is sent to assess a Year 4 class in a local Brisbane State school. He is introduced to the class by the teacher.
She says to the...
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Last post by Kit Kat Tue Apr 30, 2013 10:15 am
Doctor, Doctor.
by Kit Kat » Sun Apr 28, 2013 10:04 am
While examining this lady patient the doctor tells her: Your heart, lungs, pulse and blood pressure are fine.
Now let me see that cute little thing...
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Last post by Kit Kat Sun Apr 28, 2013 10:04 am
no cough syrup
by BruceS » Sat Apr 27, 2013 7:38 pm
A pharmacist walked into his shop to find a man leaning against the wall.
What's wrong with him? , he asked his assistant.
He came in for cough...
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Last post by BruceS Sat Apr 27, 2013 7:38 pm
Exercises for the over 50's
by Kit Kat » Fri Apr 26, 2013 10:19 am
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Begin by standing on a comfortable surface, where you have plenty of room at each side.
With a 2kg potato bag in each hand, extend your arms...
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The correct Keith answered K2, that is how I got to be T1, 5 Terry's with various spellings and members representives from both sexes attended on one...
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Last post by T1 Terry Sat Apr 27, 2013 2:13 pm
Abdul's Well.
by Kit Kat » Sat Apr 27, 2013 1:40 pm
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An Afghanistan diplomat visiting the US for the first time was being wined and dined by the State Department.
The diplomat was not used to the salt...
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:lol: 8-) :lol: 8-) :twisted: :twisted:
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Last post by Dot Sat Apr 27, 2013 1:42 pm
Call Centre Conversations
by aussiegirl » Fri Apr 26, 2013 8:35 pm
FROM: BRITISH CALL
CENTRES
Actual call centre conversations
!!!!!
Customer: I've been ringing 0700 2300 for two days and
can't get through to...
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The Sensuous wife
by aussiegirl » Wed Apr 24, 2013 10:41 pm
The Sensuous Wife
Have you ever seen a twenty dollar bill all crumpled up? asked the wife.
No, said her husband.
She gave him a sexy little...
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Last post by aussiegirl Wed Apr 24, 2013 10:41 pm
Nuddy Runner
by Dot » Wed Apr 24, 2013 8:21 pm
A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work.
One rainy day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror,
she heard...
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Last post by Dot Wed Apr 24, 2013 8:21 pm
Till death us do part
by Kit Kat » Wed Apr 24, 2013 11:28 am
A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation in Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away.
The undertaker told the husband, You can...
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Last post by Kit Kat Wed Apr 24, 2013 11:28 am
One for the ladies - The Medium.
by Kit Kat » Fri Apr 19, 2013 9:09 am
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The Medium.
In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the Mystic delivered grave news:
There's no easy way to tell you this, so I'll...
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by Dot Tue Apr 23, 2013 9:51 pm
Grandfathers last wish
by Dot » Tue Apr 23, 2013 12:02 am
Why Italian Fathers and Grandfathers pass their handguns down
through the family.
An old Italian man is dying. He calls his grandson to his...
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Last post by Dot Tue Apr 23, 2013 12:02 am
Couple Sex
by Kit Kat » Mon Apr 22, 2013 10:46 am
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What Is Couple Sex?
An 8-year-old girl went to her grandfather, who was working in the yard and asked him, Grampa, what is couple sex?
The...
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Ah yes, sometimes getting all the question first or just replying, best ask your mother, it's been that long I don't remember myself is the better...
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Last post by T1 Terry Mon Apr 22, 2013 2:23 pm
Perfect Marriage
by RussellB[SA] » Thu Apr 18, 2013 4:56 pm
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At St. Peter's Catholic Church, they have weekly husbands' marriage seminars.
At the session last week, the priest asked Giuseppe, who said he was...
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Does that mean I still have 21 years of bliss left as I only dropped my last one off 4 years ago.
Regards
Brian
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Aboriginal Firefighters
by Kit Kat » Sun Apr 21, 2013 9:29 am
One dark night in the small town of Woopwoop, W.A, a fire started inside the local sausage factory. In a blink the building was engulfed in flames....
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Last post by Kit Kat Sun Apr 21, 2013 9:29 am
The Blind Cashier.
by Kit Kat » Sat Apr 20, 2013 10:19 am
A woman goes into Harrods to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday.
She doesn't know which one to get, so she just grabs one and goes over...
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Last post by Kit Kat Sat Apr 20, 2013 10:19 am
cheap meat
by pop's coaster54 » Thu Apr 18, 2013 9:22 pm
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what is the cheapest cut of meat.
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deer balls,they are under a buck.
Karen,Ron and the Girls. :)
Just coasting along. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by Dot Thu Apr 18, 2013 11:32 pm
The Baptist Church Dinner
by aussiegirl » Thu Apr 18, 2013 9:24 pm
A group of friends from the Cottonwood Baptist Church wanted to get together on a regular basis, socialise, and play games. The lady of the house was...
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Last post by aussiegirl Thu Apr 18, 2013 9:24 pm
Grumpy.
by Kit Kat » Thu Apr 18, 2013 9:00 am
When I went to get my driver's license renewed, our local motor-vehicle bureau was packed.
The line inched along for almost an hour until the man...
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Last post by Kit Kat Thu Apr 18, 2013 9:00 am
The Barber
by aussiegirl » Wed Apr 17, 2013 8:44 pm
The Barber
A Guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, 'How long before I
can get a haircut?
The barber looked around the shop full of...
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Last post by aussiegirl Wed Apr 17, 2013 8:44 pm
Sensitive Australian Males
by Kit Kat » Wed Apr 17, 2013 11:32 am
Three Aussie blokes working up on an outback mobile phone tower: Mongrel, Coot and Bluey.
As they start their descent, Coot slips, falls off the...
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Last post by Kit Kat Wed Apr 17, 2013 11:32 am
Maxine
by Dot » Tue Apr 16, 2013 1:46 pm
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Hot Mamma!
by Kit Kat » Tue Apr 16, 2013 8:59 am
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A 92 year-old man went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later, the doctor saw the man walking down the street with a gorgeous young lady...
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The doctor rang the same 92yo a week later and advised him again to be really careful the old fella replied, OK I will take it easy but if she dies,...
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