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A Change of Plans
by Kit Kat » Mon Apr 15, 2013 5:53 am
Two elderly ladies meet at the launderette after not seeing one another for some time.
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Blind man in a bar
by Dot » Sun Apr 14, 2013 7:52 pm
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Irish Coffee
by Dot » Sat Apr 13, 2013 4:40 pm
An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his advice in
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Last post by Dot Sat Apr 13, 2013 4:40 pm
Trip to OZ
by norman » Wed Apr 10, 2013 8:36 pm
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A Portsmouth woman was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the sea, but just before she could throw herself from...
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haha....... very good one Norman!!!
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Last post by BruceS Fri Apr 12, 2013 4:56 pm
Chilli delight Scottish style
by RussellB[SA] » Fri Apr 12, 2013 8:40 am
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A hungry bloke walks into a seedy cafe in Glasgow......
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by Wilbor Fri Apr 12, 2013 8:56 am
Dead Cow At Vet School
by Dot » Thu Apr 04, 2013 10:35 pm
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First-year students at the Vet School were attending their first anatomy
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My old man used to con nursing students with the urine testing like that.....dip one finger, lick another to test how sugary the urine was....he was...
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Last post by dapope Thu Apr 04, 2013 10:38 pm
The Hypnotist
by RussellB[SA] » Tue Apr 02, 2013 7:45 pm
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It was entertainment night at the senior citizens' centre.
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:oops: :oops: :oops: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by Dot Tue Apr 02, 2013 10:59 pm
one for the men
by aussiegirl » Sat Mar 30, 2013 9:56 pm
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When everybody on earth was dead and waiting to enter Paradise, God appeared and said, I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men who...
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Bet his name was Richard Bucket !!!
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Last post by Greynomad Sun Mar 31, 2013 11:04 pm
My New Job...
by Chuck » Fri Mar 29, 2013 11:53 am
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Just the other day someone asked me ...
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Just the other day someone asked me ...
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Last post by Noggins Sat Mar 30, 2013 11:33 am
The Moral Of Aunty Sharon
by Dot » Fri Mar 29, 2013 11:03 pm
A teacher gave her class of 11 year olds an assignment: To get their parent to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.
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Last post by Dot Fri Mar 29, 2013 11:03 pm
In Heaven
by Dot » Thu Mar 28, 2013 10:35 pm
On their way to the church to get married, a young Catholic couple were
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Last post by Dot Thu Mar 28, 2013 10:35 pm
The Media
by RussellB[SA] » Wed Mar 27, 2013 10:40 am
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A harley biker is riding by the zoo in Taronga Park , Sydney when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage.
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Russel,
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Last post by Greynomad Wed Mar 27, 2013 11:54 pm
The Media
by RussellB[SA] » Wed Mar 27, 2013 10:23 am
A harley biker is riding by the zoo in Taronga Park , Sydney when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage.
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Last post by RussellB[SA] Wed Mar 27, 2013 10:23 am
Low bridge
by T1 Terry » Mon Mar 25, 2013 3:36 pm
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Some unique methods of modifying a vehicle to fit under a low bridge, the 5'er takes the cake though.
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:o :o :o
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Last post by Greynomad Wed Mar 27, 2013 12:18 am
Yagotta luv the oirish
by RussellB[SA] » Tue Mar 26, 2013 10:43 pm
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Flynn staggered home very late after another evening with his drinking buddy, Paddy. He took off his shoes to avoid waking his wife, Mary.
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Luv it Russell. An oldie but a goodie.
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Last post by supersparky Tue Mar 26, 2013 10:50 pm
Hunting Story
by John M » Tue Mar 26, 2013 11:09 am
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An 86-year-old man went to his doctor 6 months after a fertility and general check up.
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The 85 yr old bloke marries a 25 yr old woman, 12mths later he's in the maternity ward with the new wife, they have a healthy son delivered. The...
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Last post by T1 Terry Tue Mar 26, 2013 4:53 pm
50 Shades of Grey - A husbands point of view
by aussiegirl » Sun Mar 24, 2013 10:15 pm
FIFTY SHADES OF GREY - (a husbands point of view)
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Last post by aussiegirl Sun Mar 24, 2013 10:15 pm
Who is this
by bellett65 » Fri Mar 22, 2013 5:25 pm
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Does this sound familiar
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Oh yeah!!
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Last post by Chuck Sun Mar 24, 2013 1:37 pm
5 Older Ladies
by aussiegirl » Thu Mar 21, 2013 9:44 pm
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5 OLDER LADIES
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a very good one i had a chuckel
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Last post by Helen Grose Sat Mar 23, 2013 9:10 pm
depression
by bellett65 » Fri Mar 22, 2013 5:22 pm
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Last post by bellett65 Fri Mar 22, 2013 5:22 pm
Man's Original Sin
by aussiegirl » Thu Mar 21, 2013 9:54 pm
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Mans Original Sin ....
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I like the other one too, one cave man to the other who is dragging his woman by the feet, Mate, drag 'em by the hair, that way they don't fill up...
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Last post by T1 Terry Thu Mar 21, 2013 11:07 pm
Senior Driver
by aussiegirl » Thu Mar 21, 2013 9:56 pm
My neighbour was working in his yard when he was startled by a late model car that came crashing through his hedge and ended up in his front lawn....
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Last post by aussiegirl Thu Mar 21, 2013 9:56 pm
Goodbye Daddy
by aussiegirl » Thu Mar 21, 2013 9:42 pm
A father put his 3 year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which she ended by saying:
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Last post by aussiegirl Thu Mar 21, 2013 9:42 pm
The Story Of Adam & Eve's Pets
by Dot » Wed Mar 20, 2013 10:37 pm
Adam and Eve said, 'Lord, when we were in the garden, you walked with
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Last post by Dot Wed Mar 20, 2013 10:37 pm
KiWi fun...
by BruceS » Wed Mar 20, 2013 4:12 pm
An Australian ventriloquist visiting New Zealand walks into a small village and sees a local sitting on his veranda patting his dog.
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Last post by BruceS Wed Mar 20, 2013 4:12 pm
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