Blind man in a bar

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A blind man enters a ladies bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender,

“Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?”

The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep and husky voice. The woman next to him says,

“Before you tell that joke sir, you should know five things,

1- The bartender is a blonde girl.

2- The bouncer is a blonde gal.

3- I’m a 6 foot tall, 120kg blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4- The woman sitting next to me is a blonde professional weightlifter.

5- The lady to your right is a blonde professional wrestler.

Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?”

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and declares,

“Nah...not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.”