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Men Only
by norman » Thu Dec 20, 2012 10:29 am
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Men only. :?: :?:
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Love it :lol: cheers phil
:mrgreen:
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Last post by mottleemob Fri Dec 21, 2012 6:25 pm
The Deaf Wife Problem
by BobnBev » Thu Dec 20, 2012 5:47 pm
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The Deaf Wife Problem
Bert feared his wife Peg wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid.
Not quite sure...
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Oh hoe true that is 8-)
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Last post by Dot Thu Dec 20, 2012 7:41 pm
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Last post by norman Wed Dec 19, 2012 9:01 pm
Pic of things to come
by Dot » Tue Dec 18, 2012 10:48 am
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back yard004.jpg
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Well that explains a lot, I aways thought they let them just hang down. silly me....
Thanks for that info...
Bob....
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Last post by BobnBev Wed Dec 19, 2012 8:43 pm
Irishman in a elevator
by BobnBev » Wed Dec 19, 2012 8:51 am
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IRISHMAN IN THE ELEVATOR
Skinny little white Irishman gets into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him.
The big...
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I'd faint as well if I was ever confronted with those measurements :lol: :lol:
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Last post by Dot Wed Dec 19, 2012 12:53 pm
ADVERTISING GIMMICKS
by RussellB[SA] » Wed Dec 19, 2012 9:20 am
I'm sure that you have seen pharmaceutical advertising in doctor's offices on everything from tissues to note pads. This one should get First...
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Last post by RussellB[SA] Wed Dec 19, 2012 9:20 am
IT'S FINALLY HERE, ALL MEN REJOICE
by RussellB[SA] » Tue Dec 18, 2012 6:00 pm
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Wow!!
I finally think that I'm happy I failed to accede to my Mothers suggestion that I refrain from self manipulation of my genital area during an...
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Last post by Chuck Wed Dec 19, 2012 8:50 am
Dont drink n Drive
by BobnBev » Wed Dec 19, 2012 8:47 am
A word to the wise.
I would like to share a personal experience with my closest friends about drinking and driving.
As you well know, some of...
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Last post by BobnBev Wed Dec 19, 2012 8:47 am
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Last post by norman Wed Dec 19, 2012 6:59 am
Timmy,s Letter to Santa.....
by norman » Tue Dec 18, 2012 11:41 am
Dear Santa,
How are you? How is Mrs. Claus? I hope everyone, from the
reindeer to the elves, is fine. I have been a very good boy this year. I
would...
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Last post by norman Tue Dec 18, 2012 11:41 am
Climbing rose
by Dot » Sun Dec 16, 2012 12:23 am
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Oh what a tangled language English is
And how easy it is to misconstrue;
A man takes a lady out to dinner for the first time. Later they go on to...
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............beggers can't be choosers Dot...........
:lol: :P
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Last post by BruceS Sun Dec 16, 2012 2:26 pm
My Surgery. contains reference to male genitalia...
by BruceS » Wed Dec 12, 2012 2:00 pm
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Moderators do you job if need be!!
Thought i,d put that up Bruce....Ok
When I first noticed that my penis was growing larger
And staying erect...
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Still have no idea :roll: even G wants to know the guys name :lol: :lol:
Chuck :?: :?: :?: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by norman Sat Dec 15, 2012 3:52 pm
Scottish Diplomacy...
by norman » Fri Dec 14, 2012 11:28 am
Scottish Diplomacy
And you think the Aussie boys and girls get straight to the point One thing about blokes from Scotland is that their hearts and...
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Last post by norman Fri Dec 14, 2012 11:28 am
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Last post by BobnBev Fri Dec 14, 2012 8:54 am
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Last post by norman Thu Dec 13, 2012 2:48 pm
Have a look at this...
by norman » Thu Dec 13, 2012 1:03 pm
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You need to click on the pic...
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Been on bucket since 08....
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Last post by norman Thu Dec 13, 2012 1:49 pm
The Fleas' holiday.
by RussellB[SA] » Wed Dec 12, 2012 5:43 pm
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A flea went into a travel agent's and asked about a week's holiday in the sunshine. I've got just the thing for you said the agent. A week in Nice,...
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Really good one Russell!!
Did I detect a flicker of your moustache then? Damn fleas?
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Last post by BruceS Wed Dec 12, 2012 5:50 pm
Perfect marriage
by BruceS » Wed Dec 12, 2012 1:54 pm
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At St. Peter's Catholic Church in Toronto, they have weekly
husbands' marriage seminars.
At the session last week, the priest asked Giuseppe ,...
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Very good Mr Admin...Got any more...
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Last post by norman Wed Dec 12, 2012 1:55 pm
Your going to love this...
by norman » Wed Dec 12, 2012 10:11 am
God said,Adam, I want you to do something for Me. Adam said, Gladly Lord, what do You want me to do? God said, Go down into that valley. Adam said,...
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Last post by norman Wed Dec 12, 2012 10:11 am
Christmas joke...
by norman » Tue Dec 11, 2012 6:57 am
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Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.
'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each...
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thats a good one norman lol
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Last post by madiesmum Tue Dec 11, 2012 7:53 pm
The Scottish marriage proposal
by T1 Terry » Tue Dec 11, 2012 5:57 pm
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It kinda brings a tear to ya eye
T1 Terry
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oh dear me, lol i didnt see that coming
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Last post by madiesmum Tue Dec 11, 2012 7:50 pm
The Mystic
by T1 Terry » Tue Dec 11, 2012 11:42 am
Another Casino John treasure
There's no easy way to tell you this, so I'll just be blunt.
Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a...
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Last post by T1 Terry Tue Dec 11, 2012 11:42 am
the blond mortician
by madiesmum » Mon Dec 10, 2012 7:47 pm
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if any of my jokes have been here before pleas admin delete them ok
A man who'd just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive,...
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:D :) :lol: 8-)
No........ I did NOT see it coming but it was a good one.
Look at the time you posted it & look at how many views there's been!!!
I...
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Last post by BruceS Mon Dec 10, 2012 9:59 pm
little johnny grows up
by madiesmum » Mon Dec 10, 2012 7:08 am
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Teacher asks the kids in class, What do you want to be when you grow up?
Lil' Johnny replied, I Wanna be a billionaire, go to the most expensive...
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Woo hoo AM has joined the club :lol: :lol:
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Last post by Dot Mon Dec 10, 2012 10:00 am
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