Perfect marriage

[BruceS]

At St. Peter's Catholic Church in Toronto, they have weekly

husbands' marriage seminars.



At the session last week, the priest asked Giuseppe, who

said he was approaching his 50th wedding anniversary, to take a few minutes

and share some insight into how he had managed to stay married to the same

woman all these years.



Giuseppe replied to the assembled husbands, 'Wella, I'va

tried to treat her nicea, spenda da money on her, but besta of all is, I

tooka her to Italy for the 5th anniversary!'



The priest responded, 'Giuseppe, you are an amazing

inspiration to all the husbands here! Please tell us what you are planning

for your wife for your 50th anniversary?'



Giuseppe proudly replied,



" I gonna go back and pick her up."

[norman]

Very good Mr Admin...Got any more...