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Walk into a ........
by T1 Terry » Thu Sep 09, 2021 5:54 pm
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A priest, a pastor and a rabbit walked into a blood donation clinic.
The nurse asked the rabbit What blood type are you?
Not sure replied the...
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Clever.
Gotta remember that one! 😁
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Last post by Greynomad Fri Sep 10, 2021 9:30 pm
Mujibar job test
by Dot » Fri Sep 10, 2021 9:10 pm
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Mujibar was trying to get a job in India .....
The Personnel Manager said, 'Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one. Unless you pass it,...
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I think I spoke to his cousin, who doesn’t have quite his grasp of English…
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Last post by Greynomad Fri Sep 10, 2021 9:15 pm
Not sure what my wife means
by 2foot6 » Sun Sep 05, 2021 11:58 am
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My wife sent me this pic,but what does it mean 240567740_591083048754851_508438547886387640_n.jpg
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by 2foot6 Mon Sep 06, 2021 3:21 pm
politics and religion meet
by Dot » Sat Sep 04, 2021 7:40 pm
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The Pope and Anastacia Palaszczuk were on the stage together outside
parliament house in front of a huge crowd.
The Pope leans towards Anna and...
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Thats not very Christian Dot, but after reading about all the Queensland residents stuck on the wrong side of the border (Sat Courier Mail) then I...
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Last post by supersparky Sat Sep 04, 2021 8:54 pm
Two little old ladies
by Dot » Wed Sep 01, 2021 7:36 pm
· Oldie but a goodie....
Two little old ladies, Connie, and Jean, were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was...
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Last post by Dot Wed Sep 01, 2021 7:36 pm
any one done this
by 2foot6 » Fri Aug 27, 2021 8:37 pm
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If you have don't tell us
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These days I can only manage oral sex … my friends and I just talk about it.
Ah, the memories! :D
No longer group naughties, now group...
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Last post by T1 Terry Tue Aug 31, 2021 12:43 pm
teeth
by Dot » Mon Aug 30, 2021 7:55 pm
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An Old Lady sneezes as she's walking through a Park and her Dentures shoot out into the Long Grass.
She get on her Knees looking for them, but...
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Like they say,
“You can’t take it with you.” :?
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Last post by Greynomad Mon Aug 30, 2021 10:55 pm
Lost dog
by 2foot6 » Thu Aug 26, 2021 10:40 pm
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by Greynomad Fri Aug 27, 2021 8:10 pm
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Last post by 2foot6 Thu Aug 26, 2021 10:14 pm
Sad
by 2foot6 » Thu Aug 26, 2021 10:12 pm
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Last post by 2foot6 Thu Aug 26, 2021 10:12 pm
Oldie but a goodie (Dr receptionists)
by Dot » Thu Aug 26, 2021 8:07 pm
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There is nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients.
I know most of...
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I was asked the Q/ from a receptionist once.my mum was with me and because she heard the receptionist asking from the other side of the waiting room,...
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Last post by Dot Thu Aug 26, 2021 9:26 pm
Irish again
by Dot » Mon Aug 23, 2021 5:36 pm
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John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, Here's to spending the rest of me Life, between the legs of me wife!
That won him the top prize at the pub...
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Dottie,
To borrow a line from Muriel's Wedding,
You're terrible, Muriel!
But I like you. ;)
Love it :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by supersparky Tue Aug 24, 2021 8:11 pm
Calling all Scots
by Greynomad » Tue Aug 24, 2021 7:57 pm
A Scotsman arrived in Sydney with a letter offering him a job on an outback station.
He decided his Scottish wardrobe would not be suitable for the...
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Last post by Greynomad Tue Aug 24, 2021 7:57 pm
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Last post by BruceS Tue Aug 24, 2021 1:12 pm
Jazz Twins
by Greynomad » Mon Aug 23, 2021 2:13 pm
Q: What did the jazz musician call his twin daughters?
A: Anna 1, Anna 2…
:roll:
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Last post by Greynomad Mon Aug 23, 2021 2:13 pm
near death?!
by BruceS » Sat Aug 21, 2021 8:44 pm
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dicing.jpg
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Just come down.jpg
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Last post by T1 Terry Sun Aug 22, 2021 1:39 pm
Noah — a tale of warning
by Greynomad » Fri Aug 20, 2021 4:56 pm
Noah and the Ark
A tale of warning.
In the year 2020, the Lord came unto Noah, who was now living in Australia and said:
Once again, the earth...
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Last post by Greynomad Fri Aug 20, 2021 4:56 pm
Birds and Bees
by supersparky » Sat Aug 14, 2021 10:01 pm
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The Birds and the Bees
Found on FB.jpg
Not quite how it used to be. How times have changed.
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Eric the half a bee?
Brings back memories sitting around campfires singing along to this and many other Monty Python skits
T1 Terry
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Last post by T1 Terry Thu Aug 19, 2021 2:42 pm
When size DOES matter
by Greynomad » Sun Aug 08, 2021 7:47 pm
Lady was standing at the frozen food cabinets, looking for a turkey. Apparently she couldn’t find one big enough.
She stopped a passing employee and...
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Last post by Greynomad Sun Aug 08, 2021 7:47 pm
First year Med student
by Dot » Thu Jul 29, 2021 12:25 am
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First-year students at Med School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body.
They all gathered around the surgery table...
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I think the Young Doctors in love skit was one of the funniest
T1 Terry
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Last post by T1 Terry Thu Aug 05, 2021 4:50 pm
Pulled over
by Dot » Sun Aug 01, 2021 5:58 pm
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I think, I'm going to lose my drivers license... 😭😭😭😭😭😢😢😢😢
and all just because of a stupid police officer...
The conversation went like this, when I...
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Ummmm 😳😜🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Last post by Greynomad Tue Aug 03, 2021 5:34 pm
Keyboard malfunction
by Greynomad » Sat Jul 24, 2021 9:40 pm
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My k3y6oard !s
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!t’5 d!5p1ay!n9
th3 wr0n9 l3tt3r5.
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Ohh Yehh ..................... forgot. :oops:
I also watched Road Runner, which makes me very wary of actually stepping on a big X :lol: Does that...
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Last post by Vik351 Tue Jul 27, 2021 1:48 pm
Dad joke
by Greynomad » Mon Jul 12, 2021 11:32 pm
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Q: What has 10 wheels and flies.
A: A garbage truck. :P
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Ooooo, T1,
I do hope you’re on really good terms with your local rozzer…
The local SAPOL people are great. They do the Police type work, not...
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Last post by T1 Terry Mon Jul 19, 2021 3:24 pm
About my name .....
by T1 Terry » Thu Jun 17, 2021 2:04 pm
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We all know the two dogs joke made famous by the late Graham Kennedy .... but here is a thinking type one ......
Names for sons.jpeg
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Still Rodney's.
George
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Last post by Newcastle George Wed Jul 07, 2021 3:41 pm
The Arab
by pet-els » Tue Jul 06, 2021 2:43 pm
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An Arab family was considering putting their grandfather (Abdullah) in a nursing home. All the Arab Facilities were completely full, so they had to...
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:lol: :lol:
A bit like Spiro's the Greek :lol:
Is that the one little goat joke Dottie? :lol:
You got it in one Terry. :twisted:
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Last post by Dot Wed Jul 07, 2021 2:55 pm
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