Calling all Scots

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Calling all Scots

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A Scotsman arrived in Sydney with a letter offering him a job on an outback station.
He decided his Scottish wardrobe would not be suitable for the bush, and went to RM Williams for some appropriate clothes.
While being fitted out, a salesman tried selling him a pair of spurs.
He was left a little perplexed when his prospective victim insisted on buying just one spur.
He argued that so long as he got one side of the horse going, the other side would go along too!
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