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Very Old Joke
by Greynomad » Mon May 03, 2021 2:53 pm
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Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: Because chickens hadn’t evolved yet.
:roll:
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Too late!
I’m on my third glass for tonight.
😀
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Last post by Greynomad Mon May 03, 2021 7:08 pm
Maths Problem II
by Greynomad » Wed Apr 28, 2021 10:25 pm
Q: The number 7 is an odd number.
How do you make it even?
A: Rub out the ‘S’.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by Greynomad Wed Apr 28, 2021 10:25 pm
Pizza Problem
by Greynomad » Wed Apr 28, 2021 8:29 am
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Tried cooking a Hawaiian pizza t’other day, but I burned it.
Maybe I should have cooked it at aloha temperature.
:roll:
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Mmmmmmmmm...
Anchovies!
My favourite topping when SWMBO does home-made pizza!
:D
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Last post by Greynomad Wed Apr 28, 2021 8:35 pm
About time...
by Greynomad » Wed Apr 28, 2021 8:50 am
I finally decided to sell our vacuum cleaner.
It’s been gathering dust for years.
Ba-boom TISH!
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by Greynomad Wed Apr 28, 2021 8:50 am
breakfast request
by Dot » Tue Apr 27, 2021 1:27 pm
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I walked into the local cafe and said, Can you do me a breakfast my way?
The bloke behind the counter said, Certainly, what's your way?
I said,...
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Dottie,
We obviously go to the same cafe for breakfast...
:?
I much prefer SWMBO’s cooking anyway! :D
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Last post by Greynomad Wed Apr 28, 2021 8:11 am
Eyes opened at last!
by Greynomad » Sat Apr 24, 2021 12:22 am
Girl from the bush is admitted to the bush hospital to have her first baby.
It’s a difficult birth accompanied by much pain.
Baby safely delivered,...
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Last post by Greynomad Sat Apr 24, 2021 12:22 am
Not Guilty?
by Greynomad » Fri Apr 23, 2021 11:47 pm
Farm hand was up before the beak charged with stealing a pair of boots from the town store.
The young lawyer assigned to defend him surprised...
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Last post by Greynomad Fri Apr 23, 2021 11:47 pm
B---- Coones Yoga and Adventures
by Dot » Wed Apr 07, 2021 11:07 pm
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B---- Coones Yoga and Adventures
I had to post this :lol: :lol:
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I did 15 minutes of butthole sunning yesterday and feel supercharged for my...
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I swapped my fangs.
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Last post by Dot Sat Apr 17, 2021 5:59 pm
Was it love in her eyes?
by T1 Terry » Sun Mar 21, 2021 2:11 pm
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The jeweller is about to shut shop on a Friday evening when a well dressed older man with a very scantily dressed curvaceous young woman hanging of...
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The latest in intimate lubricants??? :shock:
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Last post by Greynomad Fri Apr 09, 2021 11:22 pm
Wisdom
by Dot » Wed Apr 07, 2021 12:54 pm
A pheasant says to a bull, I would love to get on top of that tree, but I haven't the energy.
Well, says the bull, why don't you eat some of my...
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Last post by Dot Wed Apr 07, 2021 12:54 pm
Kids and whitemail
by Dot » Tue Apr 06, 2021 5:04 pm
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At school, a boy was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by...
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... Dottie,
Does this mean you have to write yourself another letter??
😜
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Last post by Greynomad Wed Apr 07, 2021 11:14 am
Hound dog
by Dot » Sun Apr 04, 2021 12:40 pm
A hound dog lays in the yard and an old man in overalls sits on the porch.
Excuse me, sir, but does your dog bite? a jogger asks.
The old man looks...
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Last post by Dot Sun Apr 04, 2021 12:40 pm
Beach buddies
by Dot » Sun Apr 04, 2021 12:37 pm
A recently widowed Jewish lady, was sitting on a beach towel at Cocoa Beach, Florida. She looked up and noticed that a man her age had walked up,...
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Last post by Dot Sun Apr 04, 2021 12:37 pm
The Swaggie’s response
by Greynomad » Tue Mar 30, 2021 3:48 pm
The weary, wrinkled old swaggie knocked on the farmhouse door.
When it opened he was confronted by a huge harridan of a woman.
He explained his...
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Last post by Greynomad Tue Mar 30, 2021 3:48 pm
Ma & Pa
by Dot » Sat Mar 27, 2021 1:43 pm
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Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out, Pa! You need to go out and fix the outhouse!
Pa replies, There ain't nuthin wrong with...
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Ron,
“Use The Force, Luke!” and send it to us telepathically... 😁
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Last post by Greynomad Mon Mar 29, 2021 2:47 pm
Car problems
by Greynomad » Sun Mar 28, 2021 6:42 pm
Q: A man’s car is functioning perfectly when he returns home.
The following morning he finds that, although the engine starts easily the car will...
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Last post by Greynomad Sun Mar 28, 2021 6:42 pm
Doggy Motto
by Greynomad » Sat Mar 27, 2021 12:57 pm
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Personal experience with this one :!:
Doggy Motto.png
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Came across this one some time ago and kept it.
The difference between Dogs and Cats.
The Dog’s Diary
8:00 am - Dog food! My favourite thing!...
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Last post by Noggins Sun Mar 28, 2021 4:19 pm
The Dunny Run
by Dot » Sun Mar 28, 2021 1:55 pm
THE DUNNY RUN.
So I've gone up to the deli ,to get myself a coke..
It was my first encounter with this big mouthed smart arsed bloke.
The girl's...
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Last post by Dot Sun Mar 28, 2021 1:55 pm
sneaky parents
by Dot » Fri Mar 26, 2021 11:04 pm
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John and Nancy decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their six-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on...
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DOTTIE! :shock:
Send yourself a letter!
(cc to Bruce... 😜)
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Last post by Greynomad Sat Mar 27, 2021 12:37 am
Do the damn dishes!!!
by BruceS » Fri Mar 26, 2021 1:26 pm
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Joe wanted to buy a Harley motorcycle. He doesn't have much luck, until one day, he comes across a Harley with a 'for sale' sign on it......
The bike...
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It's even funnier when you read it the second time :lol: :lol: :roll:
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Last post by supersparky Fri Mar 26, 2021 11:48 pm
Shoe problem...
by Greynomad » Thu Mar 25, 2021 4:27 pm
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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.
Not sure what they’re laced with, but I’ve been tripping all day.
:roll:
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You ignoring the garden again Ray ?
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Last post by Busman Thu Mar 25, 2021 9:12 pm
Stonehenge DST
by Greynomad » Mon Mar 22, 2021 5:54 pm
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Stone Henge DST.jpg
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Yessir!! On it right away!
8-) :D
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Last post by Greynomad Tue Mar 23, 2021 2:34 pm
Cricket Mates...
by Greynomad » Mon Mar 22, 2021 5:17 pm
Two 90-year-old men, Mike and Joe, have been friends all their lives. When it's clear that Joe is dying, Mike visits him every day.
One day Mike...
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Last post by Greynomad Mon Mar 22, 2021 5:17 pm
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Last post by T1 Terry Fri Mar 19, 2021 2:00 pm
No Pressure, Then...
by Greynomad » Sun Mar 14, 2021 10:50 pm
An older gentleman was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation.
As he was...
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Last post by Greynomad Sun Mar 14, 2021 10:50 pm
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