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Pizza Problem

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Tried cooking a Hawaiian pizza t’other day, but I burned it.
Maybe I should have cooked it at aloha temperature.
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Re: Pizza Problem

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Greynomad wrote: ↑Wed Apr 28, 2021 8:29 am Tried cooking a Hawaiian pizza t’other day, but I burned it.
Maybe I should have cooked it at aloha temperature.
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Getting those big Hawaiian boy or girls to actually stay on the pizza base would be the biggest problem I can see, if they were doing the aloha cooking style I doubt you'd get the cheese to set ...... The "grass" skirt theme could be a good base for yet another option to the Tim Tams .... hows that for cross post commenting :lol:

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Re: Pizza Problem

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then another question is :
Do you get to choose between oysters or clams on that Hawaiian pizza ?
The sliced salami is already there, as with most pizzas


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Ron,
I'd "clam up" on that question if I were you... you might end up with last month's oysters... :shock:
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Greynomad wrote: ↑Wed Apr 28, 2021 3:18 pm Ron,
I'd "clam up" on that question if I were you... you might end up with last month's oysters... :shock:
I was just asking as I love anchovies on my pizza.
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Mmmmmmmmm...
Anchovies!
My favourite topping when SWMBO does home-made pizza!
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