Place your jokes in this section. A little naughty will be tolerated but please no really vulgar ones!!! If you might be offended it may be better to bypass this section!!!
It was entertainment night at the Senior Citizens' Centre.
After the community sing-along led by Alice at the piano, it was time for the star of the...
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A some what different result to when The Italian Stallion from room 104 did his hypnotising show ... same deal but when the chain broke the hypnotist...
FIFTY SHADES OF GREY BY PAM AYRES
The missus bought a Paperback,
down Shepton Mallet way,
I had a look inside her bag;...
T'was Fifty Shades of Grey...
OK, heard a good joke this morning on MMM radio.
Roo (Ruschuto ex-captain of Adel Crows) was doing the segment on kiddies jokes.
A series of Grade 5...
Twelve monks were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to line up nude, in a garden while a nude model danced before them. Each monk had...
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Irish Virginity Test Kit.
Paddy is planning to marry, he is, and asks his family doctor how he could tell if his bride-to-be is still a virgin.
Two blokes grow up together, but after university one moves to New York and the other to San Francisco. They agree to meet every ten years in Florida...
A man in the Aussie Outback wakes up one morning to find a deadly drop bear on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough..there's an...
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Well that's probably a first. I hadn't heard that one before. Thanks Dot, I needed that laugh. :lol:
Did you hear about the fellow that was talking to his buddy, when he said, I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything, and...
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Confucius says :-
Ordinary man gives grand piano for birthday.
Smart man gives upright organ.
One day, heaven is beginning to fill up (due to the population explosion), so St. Peter decides to ask each person a question about the bible before...
Blonde walked into an Auto Parts shop.
“I’d like to buy a new dipstick. Mine doesn’t reach the oil anymore.”
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I think that was the problem with the early Austin 1800s. those that cared for their car had the engine blow but those that couldn't care less about...
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