They take it inside and start giving it a scrub down. After rubbing it down with a cloth, POOF!, a genie
appears. “I’m in a hurry, so I’ll give you one wish each.”
The woman jumps in first, “I want a holiday on the Indian Pacific.”
POOF! And they’re on the train, heading across the Nullarbor.
The genie turns to the husband, “What is your wish, sire?”
Without hesitating he says, “I want a wife who is 20 years younger than me.”
POOF! Suddenly he’s 94.
