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Colonoscopy
by pet-els » Tue Sep 22, 2020 8:40 am
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Dave Barry is a Pulitzer Prize-winning humor columnist for the Miami Herald.
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Yeah but when I had mine they shoved it up the wrong orifice and my husb to be (Mohammad)called off the wedding because I was not intact :lol: :lol:...
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How to reply
by RobertNotBob » Sun Sep 20, 2020 11:56 am
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Found this while cruising this morning
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The kids & I were chatting the other evening.
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Cryptic clue
by Greynomad » Fri Sep 18, 2020 8:40 am
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Came across this cryptic clue on a crossword recently:
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Correct, T1.
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A day in the life of a BMW driver
by T1 Terry » Fri Sep 18, 2020 1:54 pm
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The other day I was cruising along as usual coming onto one of my multilane highways, which was very busy with inferior cars.
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:lol: :lol: :roll: I can't take a Prius seriously at any speed.
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Last post by supersparky Fri Sep 18, 2020 5:34 pm
Classy Insults
by pet-els » Mon Sep 14, 2020 7:47 am
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When insults had class .... and not 4 letter words!
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The old round was Do you know what I like about you? Nothing After that became exhausted from over use I adapted it to know what I like about you?...
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Last post by T1 Terry Fri Sep 18, 2020 2:37 pm
Between a Rock & a Hard Place
by Greynomad » Tue Sep 15, 2020 3:42 pm
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Just rediscovered this clipping, quoting from the Royal Melbourne Yacht Squadron's magazine, Seabreeze :
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I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken.
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Change of Gender
by pet-els » Sat Sep 12, 2020 4:39 pm
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A group of guys and one girl are sitting together at a ball game. During the game the guys notice the girl knows much more about the game then they...
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That's a good one
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Jane & Tarzan
by Dot » Tue Sep 08, 2020 1:24 pm
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When Jane initially met Tarzan of the Jungle, she was attracted to him and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had sex:
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When Tarzan and Jane were doing, for the want of a better word, body identification
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Birds
by Dot » Sun Sep 06, 2020 8:10 pm
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A lady goes to her priest one day and confesses, Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing.
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.... and that's where the saying came from;
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Last post by jon_d Sun Sep 06, 2020 8:50 pm
Gotta get me some Tampons!!
by Shirley » Sat Sep 05, 2020 9:04 am
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:lol: :lol:
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:lol: :lol:
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Last post by Shirley Sun Sep 06, 2020 12:52 pm
ATM
by pet-els » Sat Sep 05, 2020 8:58 am
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The old gentleman handed his bank card to a bank teller and said, “I would like to withdraw £50 .
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Yup!
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Cowards
by Dot » Thu Sep 03, 2020 11:09 pm
Mick ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, 'Please, may I hide
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Fun with Keys
by Greynomad » Mon Aug 24, 2020 4:59 pm
Sent to me recently...
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The Jury
by pet-els » Thu Aug 20, 2020 8:14 am
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In a criminal justice system based on 12 individuals, here is a jury to be proud of:
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Smart lawyer.
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Last post by Greynomad Thu Aug 20, 2020 3:29 pm
KING ARTHUR AND THE OLD UGLY WOMAN
by pet-els » Sun Aug 16, 2020 9:54 am
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KING ARTHUR AND THE OLD UGLY WOMAN
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Pet-els speakum with straight tongue. Ugh.
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Last post by T1 Terry Mon Aug 17, 2020 1:30 pm
Smiths story
by Dot » Tue Aug 11, 2020 1:41 pm
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family.
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Bank robber
by Greynomad » Sun Aug 09, 2020 12:15 pm
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Did you hear about the dyslexic bank robber?
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The Irish bank robber who was told there was no cash available because it had all been taken to the vault. He demand $10,000 be put into his bank...
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Thought for the day?
by pet-els » Sat Aug 01, 2020 8:29 am
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A VERY DISTURBING REVELATION …………………
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Good one Peter 😁😁
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Workshop Tools Explained
by Greynomad » Mon Aug 03, 2020 1:31 pm
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With much of the country's residents now having more home-time due to Covid-19,
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Yeah..... SHIFTY!!
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Last post by Vik351 Wed Aug 05, 2020 4:39 pm
Royal Navy
by pet-els » Tue Jul 28, 2020 8:44 am
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UPDATE FROM THE ONCE GREAT BRITISH NAVY...
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Very funny but thought provoking at the same time. Makes me ponder once again which way the world is turning.
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Last post by bobk Fri Jul 31, 2020 12:43 pm
Irishman & Golf
by Dot » Sat Jul 25, 2020 5:02 pm
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On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his Mercedes to a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside.
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Yep
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Last post by Busman Mon Jul 27, 2020 10:03 am
Ducks in Heaven
by pet-els » Mon Jun 29, 2020 4:00 pm
DUCKS IN HEAVEN !!!
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Yul Brynner
by Greynomad » Sun Jun 28, 2020 1:37 pm
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Did you know that Yul Brynner was a lifelong supporter of Liverpool FC?
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very good Ray.see they had a good win.
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Last post by norman Sun Jun 28, 2020 2:36 pm
Slow driver
by Greynomad » Wed Jun 24, 2020 6:44 pm
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Bloke walks into the pub & says to the assembled drinkers, “Geez, sorry I’m late fellers. Got stuck behind Arthur. He’s gotta be the slowest driver...
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... but sheep are such social animals. :? 8-)
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