Barged into a bank and yelled, “Sticks in the air... this is a hand-up!”
(Is it non-PC to make such jokes?)
Bank robber
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Greynomad
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Bank robber
Did you hear about the dyslexic bank robber?
Barged into a bank and yelled, “Sticks in the air... this is a hand-up!”
(Is it non-PC to make such jokes?)
Barged into a bank and yelled, “Sticks in the air... this is a hand-up!”
(Is it non-PC to make such jokes?)
Regards & God bless,
Ray
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Ray
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"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
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El Gringo
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Re: Bank robber
That's a bit like the dyslexic agnostic insomniac.
Laid awake at night wondering if there is a dog...
Laid awake at night wondering if there is a dog...
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Re: Bank robber
I thought I must have hobbled into the proctologist's waiting room by mistake when that happened.
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Re: Bank robber
The Irish bank robber who was told there was no cash available because it had all been taken to the vault. He demand $10,000 be put into his bank account and handed his account number over ......
T1 Terry
T1 Terry
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Greynomad
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Re: Bank robber
Apparently something very similar happened in an American bank robbery. The teller was handed a note saying "Don't raise the alarm. Just transfer $100,000 to this account." with a number. Police knocked on his door a couple of hours later.
Not the sharpest knife in the drawer...
Regards & God bless,
Ray
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"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer."
Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
W.C.Fields
Ray
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"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer."
Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
W.C.Fields