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Tale of a brave man ...
by Chuck » Fri Jan 17, 2020 8:31 am
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A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars...
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Ooooh what a nasty man but then again !! :D
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Last post by Dot Fri Jan 17, 2020 11:39 pm
Dog's House Rules
by Greynomad » Wed Jan 15, 2020 6:34 pm
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Dog's House Rules
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Dog's House Rules
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Last post by T1 Terry Thu Jan 16, 2020 12:28 pm
new medical diagnostic machine
by Dot » Tue Jan 14, 2020 1:28 pm
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Tesco have installed a medical machine, that for $5 and a urine sample, would diagnose any condition. When my mate went with a sore elbow, the...
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Is there a version that gives such frank advice to female clients? It would need some serious armour plating and inside a sound proof enclosure to...
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Last post by T1 Terry Wed Jan 15, 2020 2:27 pm
3 Virgin Sisters
by Dot » Wed Jan 08, 2020 12:23 am
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Three virgin sisters were all getting married within a short time period.
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Probably fired blanks.
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Last post by Dot Sat Jan 11, 2020 11:04 pm
Police in the area.
by Dot » Sat Jan 11, 2020 12:03 am
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Soooo I got pulled over for SPEEDING ... I already knew why he pulled me over ( I was Speeding🙄) So I decided to test my luck. I got fart spray as a...
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It would definitely be worth watching you attempt that...
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Last post by supersparky Sat Jan 11, 2020 4:37 pm
Welcome neighbour.
by Dot » Fri Jan 10, 2020 6:02 pm
After living in Shanghai for 50 years a Chinese man decides to move to Australia. He buys a small piece of land near Mt Isa. A few days after moving...
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Last post by Dot Fri Jan 10, 2020 6:02 pm
Jamaican holiday
by Dot » Thu Jan 09, 2020 1:41 pm
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This wife decides she needs some time away in the sun so she books a trip to Jamaica by herself. When she arrives it’s beautiful, it’s hot, and she’s...
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Good one, Dottie!!
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Last post by Greynomad Thu Jan 09, 2020 6:04 pm
Paddy again
by Dot » Wed Jan 08, 2020 1:36 pm
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😄
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I like the ps... takes a few seconds for the penny to drop.
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Last post by Greynomad Thu Jan 09, 2020 12:24 am
Letter to dad
by Dot » Fri Jan 03, 2020 12:27 am
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A father passing by his son's bedroom, was astonished to see the bed was nicely made, and everything was picked up. Then, he saw an envelope, propped...
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Good one Dot. There is always a bright side to life, isn't there!
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Last post by supersparky Fri Jan 03, 2020 5:45 am
Recycled Christmas Jokes
by Greynomad » Wed Dec 11, 2019 8:31 pm
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It's that time of year again folks!
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Q....Why did the snowman have his head in a bag of carrots...............A.......He was picking his nose .....................Don't blame me ,it was...
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Last post by supersparky Tue Dec 31, 2019 8:33 pm
Sex After death
by Dot » Fri Dec 27, 2019 4:42 pm
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A couple made a deal that whomever died first would come back and inform the other of the afterlife.
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LOL LOL :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by VicA Fri Dec 27, 2019 8:04 pm
Letter to God... via Dave.
by Chuck » Sat Dec 21, 2019 9:25 am
There was a bloke named Dave, who worked for the Post Office & whose job was to process all the mail that had illegible addresses.
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Last post by Chuck Sat Dec 21, 2019 9:25 am
Old lady in flash hotel
by Dot » Thu Dec 19, 2019 10:27 pm
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A lady decided to give herself a big treat for her 90th birthday by staying overnight in a really nice luxurious hotel..
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Gold. Thanks Dot.
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Last post by jon_d Fri Dec 20, 2019 7:47 am
Vote to make it number 1 one the music charts
by T1 Terry » Mon Dec 16, 2019 2:42 pm
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If it plays often enough, maybe someone will listen :lol:
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I liked it.
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Last post by Grandad Tue Dec 17, 2019 10:19 am
New Job
by Dot » Fri Dec 13, 2019 6:09 pm
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A young guy from North Carolina moves to Florida and goes to a big everything under one roof department store looking for a job.
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So if some of us who also visit the dark side do remember the word get a free pass and don't go to jail ?
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Last post by Noggins Tue Dec 17, 2019 12:18 am
Truckers stop
by Dot » Tue Dec 10, 2019 1:32 pm
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A trucker who has been out on the road for two months stops at a brothel outside Kalgoorlie. He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $500 and...
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I still can't believe she hit the dog....
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Last post by jon_d Wed Dec 11, 2019 12:33 pm
Fishy story
by Dot » Sun Dec 08, 2019 1:32 pm
A man with two buckets of fish was leaving Galveston beach well known for its fishing and was stopped by a game warden. The warden asked the man, Do...
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Last post by Dot Sun Dec 08, 2019 1:32 pm
Prawn to shark
by Dot » Tue Dec 03, 2019 11:33 pm
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Two prawns were swimming around in the sea.
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Looks like that new batch of Marryjhoanna came in... :o :shock: :lol:
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Last post by Vik351 Thu Dec 05, 2019 2:52 pm
Power outage...
by Chuck » Sat Nov 23, 2019 8:41 am
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We had a power outage at my house this morning and my PC, laptop, TV, DVD & my new surround music system were all shut down.
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Not any more Dot... just little pop-pops now, sigh.
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Last post by Chuck Wed Nov 27, 2019 8:51 am
Accident
by Greynomad » Mon Nov 25, 2019 9:49 pm
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Yesterday I was hit by a rental car.
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Painfull!
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Last post by SteveW Tue Nov 26, 2019 8:37 am
By hook or ...
by Greynomad » Mon Nov 25, 2019 8:29 am
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Did you know Captain Hook bought his hook from a second-hand shop?
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after that he had to go to the eye bank...
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Last post by Vik351 Mon Nov 25, 2019 9:28 am
Greenie/koala
by Dot » Sun Nov 24, 2019 12:29 pm
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A woman from Sydney who was a tree hugging, vegetarian and anti-hunter purchased a piece of native bushland in northern NSW . There was a large gum...
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Ha Ha Ha :lol: :lol: , it's good to see that some of our members haven't lost their sense of humour. :roll: :roll:
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Last post by supersparky Sun Nov 24, 2019 3:26 pm
Letter to Santa
by Greynomad » Sat Nov 02, 2019 5:11 pm
Dear Santa,
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Last post by Greynomad Sat Nov 02, 2019 5:11 pm
Lucky or what?
by Dot » Tue Oct 29, 2019 9:02 pm
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A man goes to the doctors feeling a little ill.
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by Greynomad Tue Oct 29, 2019 11:31 pm
1961 dating...
by Chuck » Thu Oct 17, 2019 10:07 am
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Y ou need to be able to remember the era to really enjoy this...
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Yeah I used to do that dance ;) ;)
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Last post by Dot Thu Oct 17, 2019 2:49 pm
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