Truckers stop
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Truckers stop
A trucker who has been out on the road for two months stops at a brothel outside Kalgoorlie. He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $500 and says, "I want your ugliest woman and a grilled cheese sandwich!" The Madam is astonished. "But sir, for that kind of money you could have one of my prettiest ladies and a three-course meal." The trucker replies, "Listen darlin’, I’m not horny – I’m just homesick."
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Re: Truckers stop
Same bloke went down the street to the Chemist, showed him a marriage certificate and a photo of his wife. The Chemist was most sympathetic but explained he'd need a doctor's prescription for anti depressants ........
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Same trucker ... or was it the travelling salesman 
... arrived home from a long stint on the road with a Great Dane in tow.
Said to wife, "His name is 'Great Reluctance', and he's yours. That way, next time I leave, you'll know I leave you with Great Reluctance."
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She hit him with a frying pan.
... arrived home from a long stint on the road with a Great Dane in tow.Said to wife, "His name is 'Great Reluctance', and he's yours. That way, next time I leave, you'll know I leave you with Great Reluctance."
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She hit him with a frying pan.
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Ray
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Maybe she was trying the "Love Test "
You know , the one where you hit the dog and your partner and then go to work
When you come home you'll see which one loves you the best and is happy to see you.
................................... and it wont be your partner 
Ron
You know , the one where you hit the dog and your partner and then go to work
When you come home you'll see which one loves you the best and is happy to see you.
................................... and it wont be your partner Ron
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You're a Free Person and, as such, able to form your own conclusions.