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Seven days.
by Chuck » Mon Oct 14, 2019 9:19 am
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MONDAY.
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Wot T1 said...
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Last post by Greynomad Tue Oct 15, 2019 5:54 pm
God went missing...
by Greynomad » Wed Oct 09, 2019 5:54 pm
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Obviously, this was written by a Tasmanian...
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Spot on. Thanks mate.
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Last post by Grandad Sun Oct 13, 2019 9:25 am
Another Blonde Joke
by Greynomad » Tue Sep 24, 2019 11:25 pm
Dr: I’m just waiting for your x-rays.
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Last post by Greynomad Tue Sep 24, 2019 11:25 pm
Aussie magician.
by Chuck » Wed Sep 18, 2019 8:53 am
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An Aussie and a Kiwi walk into a bakery.
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That,s ok Chuck skin,s nearly has thick as an Aussie,s.
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Last post by norman Sun Sep 22, 2019 12:10 pm
Mummy, how was I born... ?
by Chuck » Wed Sep 11, 2019 10:53 am
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A 7 year old girl asks her mother; “Mummy, how was I born?
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I've drunk red but doubt if any of them could be classified as 'good'...so will take your word & first hand knowledge on that one.
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Last post by Chuck Mon Sep 16, 2019 8:46 am
The Crumpled Bills
by Chuck » Sat Sep 14, 2019 8:22 am
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With a very seductive voice the woman asked her husband:
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Excellent thank you.
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Last post by RobertNotBob Sat Sep 14, 2019 8:54 pm
Heaven or Hell ?
by pet-els » Sun Sep 08, 2019 3:44 pm
Once upon a time there were two brothers.
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Last post by pet-els Sun Sep 08, 2019 3:44 pm
A bit 'iffy' - maybe.
by Chuck » Mon Sep 02, 2019 8:38 am
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Compliments to 'Maxine' - the cartoon version - for this one.
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It's a bit like the pollie that said those pacific islanders that were going to loose their livelihood due to the rising sea level, they won't be...
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Last post by T1 Terry Wed Sep 04, 2019 2:57 pm
Just a few laughs
by Dot » Thu Aug 22, 2019 5:57 pm
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❗️My husband and I went through the McDonald's driveway window and I gave the cashier a $5 bill.
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They walk among us, they breed, and they vote …....
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Last post by Greynomad Thu Aug 29, 2019 12:43 am
Doctor's visit...
by Chuck » Sat Aug 10, 2019 8:04 am
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May be an oldie but first time I've seen it...
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I, too, have played two games in my entire life.
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Last post by Greynomad Tue Aug 13, 2019 1:06 am
out of luck?
by BruceS » Sat Aug 10, 2019 7:39 pm
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How was your day?
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*
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Last post by Vik351 Sat Aug 10, 2019 8:26 pm
A Windy Tale
by Greynomad » Tue Aug 06, 2019 2:05 pm
An old lady was standing at the rail of a cruise ship holding her hat on tight so the wind would not tear it off her head.
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Last post by Greynomad Tue Aug 06, 2019 2:05 pm
Another Quiz Question
by Greynomad » Thu Aug 01, 2019 11:09 pm
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Q: What do you get if you cross a cow, a sheep and a goat?
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Time to repeat that Oldie but a Goodie :
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Last post by Greynomad Sat Aug 03, 2019 8:27 pm
Psychiatrist
by pet-els » Sun Jul 28, 2019 2:30 pm
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What’s in a name ?
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Good one Peter 👍👍
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Last post by Shirley Tue Jul 30, 2019 9:13 pm
Today's quiz question
by Greynomad » Fri Jul 26, 2019 10:12 pm
Q: What is grey, has four legs & a trunk?
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Last post by Greynomad Fri Jul 26, 2019 10:12 pm
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Last post by Greynomad Wed Jul 24, 2019 8:14 am
getting older .....
by BruceS » Mon Jul 22, 2019 10:09 pm
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Three elderly women are talking about their troubles.
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Underwear Police?!?!?!?!? :shock:
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Last post by Greynomad Tue Jul 23, 2019 9:55 pm
The Centipede.
by Chuck » Tue Jul 16, 2019 9:11 am
A single bloke decided life would be more fun if he had a pet.
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Last post by Chuck Tue Jul 16, 2019 9:11 am
Funny street art
by T1 Terry » Fri Jul 12, 2019 2:15 pm
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The latest in the Folau collection, apparently this is on the side of a pub in Sydney. Folau mural.png
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This is not posed - just a lucky grab in a Melbourne laneway.
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Last post by SteveW Mon Jul 15, 2019 4:33 pm
How very British ...
by Chuck » Fri Jun 28, 2019 8:36 am
In a train from London to Manchester, an American was berating the Englishman sitting across from him.
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Last post by Chuck Fri Jun 28, 2019 8:36 am
Hawkie's Humour
by Greynomad » Sun Jun 23, 2019 5:05 pm
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A joke told to a journalist by the late Robert James Lee Hawke:
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :roll: Nothing has changed in 20 years has it. :roll: :roll:
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Last post by supersparky Sun Jun 23, 2019 5:10 pm
The Day the Penis asked for a Raise
by BruceS » Mon Jun 10, 2019 4:27 pm
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I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
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tanks here---
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Last post by Dot Tue Jun 11, 2019 1:06 pm
Improvement ?
by pet-els » Wed Jun 05, 2019 6:17 pm
A ninety year old aboriginal elder sat in his humpy eyeing two government 'Welfare' officials sent to interview him.
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Last post by pet-els Wed Jun 05, 2019 6:17 pm
Walk with me...
by Chuck » Sat May 25, 2019 8:36 am
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Most of us are ambivalent about aging. We wish that we had more energy and less aches and pains but, on the other hand, we’re happy to be alive. This...
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Thanks Chuck. :D Another good one!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :roll:
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Last post by supersparky Sun May 26, 2019 7:37 pm
Kwik Kwiz
by Greynomad » Fri May 24, 2019 11:42 pm
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Q: What’s the difference between a tourniquet and a wedding ring?
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Bad luck for some not finding out what it’s all about 🤔
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