getting older .....

[BruceS]

Three elderly women are talking about their troubles.
“Sixty is the worst age to be,” said Ruth, the 60-year-old, “You always feel like you have to pee. And most of the time nothing happens.”
“Ah, that’s nothing,” said the 70-year-old, Maxine. “When you’re 70, you don’t have a bowel movement anymore. You take laxatives, eat bran, you sit on the toilet all day and nothing happens.”
“Actually,” said Gilda, the 80-year-old, “Eighty is the worst age of all.”
“Do you have trouble peeing too?” asked Ruth.
“No, I pee every morning at 6 a.m. I pee like a racehorse; no problem at all.”
“Do you have trouble with your bowel movements?” Maxine questioned.
“No, I have one every morning at 6:30 a.m,” Gilda responded.
Puzzled with this, Ruth said, “Let’s get this straight. You pee every morning at 6 a.m. and poop every morning at 6:30 a.m. So what’s so tough about being 80?”
“I don’t wake up until 7.”

[Greynomad]

Bruce,
You have a SH!T of a sense of humour!!!!!

[supersparky]

I was going to say that yesterday, but thought the underwear police might slap my wrists!

[Greynomad]

Underwear Police?!?!?!?!?
You mean my #*#*#* might be arrested??

Where would they put the handcuffs?

And would I have to go to the Police Station to bail it out?
I would be REALLY Pi$$ed!!