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Seniors coffee
by Dot » Fri Dec 29, 2017 2:19 pm
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A group of seniors was sitting around talking about all their ailments at their local pub.
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A group of seniors was sitting around talking about all their ailments at their local pub.
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Last post by Vik351 Sun Dec 31, 2017 10:20 am
Another Xmas story
by Dot » Thu Dec 14, 2017 12:55 pm
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As a joke, my brother Jay used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before Christmas. He said all he wanted was for Santa to fill them....
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Good story Dot. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by BillieBlue Fri Dec 15, 2017 7:41 am
Easy Smiles
by Dot » Wed Dec 06, 2017 11:13 pm
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woman and a man are lying in bed next to each other when her phone rings.
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Hmmmm........ Ya know how you've been real tired lately........ Does George seem less stressed? Does George put out your pills each meal time?...
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Last post by T1 Terry Thu Dec 07, 2017 12:28 pm
First Christmas Joke
by Chuck » Wed Dec 06, 2017 8:53 am
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Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by Helen Grose Wed Dec 06, 2017 10:08 pm
Irish painter...
by Chuck » Wed Dec 06, 2017 8:59 am
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A painter by the name of Murphy, while not a brilliant scholar, was a gifted portrait artist.
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Good one
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Last post by Helen Grose Wed Dec 06, 2017 10:06 pm
South Carolina...
by Chuck » Tue Dec 05, 2017 8:57 am
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The Sheriff pulled up next to the guy unloading garbage out of his pick-up into the ditch.
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Hmmmmmmm not one of your best Chuck :D :D
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Last post by Dot Tue Dec 05, 2017 6:29 pm
Tennessee...
by Chuck » Tue Dec 05, 2017 8:55 am
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A Tennessee State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-40.
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A Tennessee State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-40.
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Last post by T1 Terry Tue Dec 05, 2017 11:04 am
Catholic horses & protestant punters
by Chuck » Sun Dec 03, 2017 10:35 am
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CATHOLIC HORSES
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Paddy and Mic are at the greyhound racing and not doing well at all. Paddy turns to Mic and says I've noticed a pattern with the winner of every race...
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Last post by T1 Terry Mon Dec 04, 2017 2:06 pm
Telephone survey
by Dot » Fri Dec 01, 2017 11:04 pm
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Last month, a world-wide telephone survey was conducted by the UN. The only question
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I used to answer City Morgue
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Last post by Dot Sun Dec 03, 2017 10:22 pm
Retirement is different for everyone :)
by Dot » Fri Nov 17, 2017 3:09 pm
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Retirement is different for everyone
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Ha Ha Ha, I've seen that movie. :roll: :idea: :roll: :idea: :lol: :idea: :lol:
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Last post by supersparky Fri Dec 01, 2017 9:40 pm
The Note...
by Chuck » Fri Nov 17, 2017 11:05 am
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Note on the Fridge
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Well no,not really. It was the speedway. But that's another story.
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Last post by supersparky Fri Dec 01, 2017 9:38 pm
Speeding fines
by Dot » Tue Nov 28, 2017 9:33 pm
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> Farmer Jack once lived on a quiet rural highway, but as time went by, the traffic slowly built up and eventually got so heavy and so fast that his...
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'NUDIST COLONY'
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Last post by BillieBlue Thu Nov 30, 2017 3:35 pm
Confucius says
by Dot » Sat Nov 25, 2017 2:56 pm
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It is only when you see a mosquito landing on your testicles that you realize that there is always a way to solve problems without using violence....
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A skilled man with no workshop is a total pain in the a$$ to all skilled men with workshops.
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Last post by T1 Terry Thu Nov 30, 2017 8:32 am
A Nice Poem... sorta..
by Chuck » Fri Nov 17, 2017 11:16 am
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A fart is a pleasant thing,
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Not the poem as much as the phantom fart ;)
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Last post by Chuck Sat Nov 18, 2017 9:11 am
Bagpipe player
by Dot » Wed Nov 15, 2017 2:39 pm
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Very moving.....
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Yep, got me... :lol: :P :D
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Last post by Vik351 Thu Nov 16, 2017 12:05 pm
Not available in supermarkets!
by Dot » Tue Oct 31, 2017 5:42 pm
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Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam.
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Very clever i like that
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Last post by Helen Grose Wed Nov 01, 2017 12:02 am
Flying
by Dot » Fri Oct 27, 2017 10:08 pm
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An air traffic control tower suddenly lost communication with a small twin engine aircraft. A moment later the tower land line rang and was answered...
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:lol: Just forwarded to pilot brother in law!
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Last post by GoinBush Sat Oct 28, 2017 11:41 am
Theatre seats for seniors
by Dot » Tue Oct 24, 2017 12:00 am
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An old man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the movie theatre.
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Hahahahaha snort!
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Last post by GoinBush Tue Oct 24, 2017 10:21 am
New Government Bathroom Legislation
by Dot » Wed Oct 18, 2017 5:45 pm
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Could be the main subject in Canberra’s next Question Time! Imagine the Speaker or the President of The Senate trying to maintain order!
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Then we'll have the males lining up as well as the females.
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Last post by Newcastle George Fri Oct 20, 2017 3:37 pm
The new nudist.
by supersparky » Sat Oct 14, 2017 6:20 pm
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This may or may not apply to some of our members.
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B...uuuuuuuuuurrrpppppppppppp :)
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Last post by Vik351 Sun Oct 15, 2017 11:04 pm
Seenager
by Dot » Fri Oct 13, 2017 9:05 pm
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I just discovered my age group!
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Have to agree with all of that. ;)
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Last post by Vik351 Sat Oct 14, 2017 12:10 pm
The Fly Moral
by Dot » Fri Oct 06, 2017 8:25 pm
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There once was a happy little fly buzzing around a barn, when she came upon a large pile of fresh cow manure.
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by BillieBlue Sat Oct 07, 2017 9:31 am
what now
by Dot » Tue Oct 03, 2017 3:20 pm
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what now.gif
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No use to anyone then is he?
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Last post by Dot Tue Oct 03, 2017 8:09 pm
Running nude
by Dot » Sun Oct 01, 2017 11:44 am
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A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work.
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Thank God for Dottles, a joke!! Good one.
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Last post by GoinBush Mon Oct 02, 2017 6:56 pm
Chuck, we are overdue!
by GoinBush » Thu Sep 28, 2017 4:49 pm
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For one of your gags :D
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As I getem so I postem...
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Last post by Chuck Fri Sep 29, 2017 8:01 am
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