Telephone survey

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Last month, a world-wide telephone survey was conducted by the UN. The only question

asked was:-

"Would you please give your honest opinion

about possible solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the
world?"

The survey was a complete failure because:

In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.

In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.

In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.

In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.

In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.

In South America they didn't know what "please" meant.

In the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant.

And in Australia , New Zealand and Britain everyone hung up as soon as they heard the Indian accent.

[bob r]

Yep

Bob

[supersparky]

Yep

Bob

Yeah, I think I did too.

[homeless]

I usually do my Murphy's Wood Yard Spurl
Good evening Murphy's wood yard we sell round log square log big logs small logs etc etc till they hang up.
Was funny once as it was the cops ringing to say my credit card had been handed in. Someone picked it up but made the mistake of trying to use it at my daughters cafe so they got a ride in a blue car instead of a coffee. She never did ring me to tell me she handed it in LOL. I suppose it means she may still know what I look like.
Regards
Brian

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I used to answer "City Morgue"