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The Private Part
by Dot » Tue Sep 05, 2017 12:49 pm
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One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed.
Nurse Tracy asked him if there was
anything wrong.
'Yes, Nurse Tracy ,' said Mr. Wallace....
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You are one sick perverted woman :lol: :lol: :lol:
cheers Phil
:mrgreen:
Got that right Phil and that's why you love me x :lol: :lol:
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Last post by Dot Thu Sep 14, 2017 10:47 pm
Marriage... plus!
by Chuck » Thu Sep 14, 2017 10:52 am
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Judy married Ted; they had thirteen healthy children.
Sadly Ted died.
She married again, and she & Bob had seven more lovely children.
Bob was...
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by BillieBlue Thu Sep 14, 2017 8:57 pm
For Kombi owners ...
by Vik351 » Tue Sep 12, 2017 8:31 pm
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We have these tumble weeds in SA too... :o
vik...
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Them's fighten words, everyone knows there is enough oil under a kombi to allow anything to slide straight through :lol:
Yea, all the oil thats...
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Last post by T1 Terry Thu Sep 14, 2017 10:13 am
KKK Rumour...
by Chuck » Mon Aug 28, 2017 12:16 pm
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An Alabama pastor said to his congregation,
Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible...
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Another good one Chuck. Thanks for the laugh :lol: :lol: :lol: :roll: :roll:
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Last post by supersparky Sat Sep 02, 2017 6:50 pm
Duck hunting...
by Chuck » Tue Aug 08, 2017 9:27 am
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A big city lawyer went duck hunting on the Eastern Shore He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field.
As the lawyer climbed over...
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love it. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by BillieBlue Thu Aug 24, 2017 8:39 pm
The difference between Oo & oO.
by Chuck » Sat Aug 12, 2017 10:10 am
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Two young blokes appear in court after being arrested for smoking dope.
The judge says, You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give you a...
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To be honest Vik I hope you never do get IT!! :evil: :twisted:
;) 8-)
Same here... Gave up Hawkwind years ago... :?
vik... 8-)
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Last post by Vik351 Sun Aug 13, 2017 8:23 pm
Kids just ain't kids any more...
by Chuck » Mon Aug 07, 2017 9:58 am
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A father asked his 10 year old son if he knew about the bird 'n' the bees.
I don't want to know the child said bursting into tears, Promise me you...
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What's wrong with telling the truth? :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by SteveW Mon Aug 07, 2017 3:31 pm
The Labour supporter...
by Chuck » Tue Aug 01, 2017 9:47 am
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A 'liberal', in a wheelchair, entered a restaurant one afternoon and asked the waitress for a cup of coffee. The 'Liberal looked across the...
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Will pay that one!
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Last post by Macca Tue Aug 01, 2017 4:10 pm
Career choice.
by Chuck » Mon Jul 24, 2017 9:29 am
I nearly became a Doctor.
When I was young in the 1960's, I decided I wanted to be a doctor so I took the entrance exam to go to Medical School....
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Last post by Chuck Mon Jul 24, 2017 9:29 am
A dark & stormy night...
by Chuck » Sun Jul 23, 2017 10:26 am
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IT WAS A DARK AND STORMY NIGHT . . ..
Bob Hill and his new wife, Betty, are on holiday in Europe, near Transylvania .
They drive in a rental car...
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Well that didn't end how I thought it was going to.
Good one Chuck. :roll: :roll: :lol: :D
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Last post by supersparky Sun Jul 23, 2017 6:18 pm
Don't mess with Old Fartesses.
by Chuck » Tue Jul 11, 2017 9:11 am
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Defense Attorney:
Will you please state your age?
Old Lady:
I am 94 years old.
Defense Attorney:
Will you tell us, in your own words,...
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love it dont know how i missed it
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Last post by Helen Grose Tue Jul 18, 2017 8:29 am
Smith
by GoinBush » Thu Jul 13, 2017 1:36 pm
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No :shock:
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Last post by GoinBush Fri Jul 14, 2017 6:02 pm
Potatos
by GoinBush » Tue Jul 11, 2017 6:38 pm
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3 :)
Not one of your best Janelle.
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Last post by Mrsjustgarbage Thu Jul 13, 2017 12:52 pm
Frank
by GoinBush » Wed Jul 12, 2017 4:25 pm
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9 :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by Mrsjustgarbage Thu Jul 13, 2017 12:48 pm
Mints
by GoinBush » Sat Jul 08, 2017 2:13 pm
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2. Dot I heard that one in 1965.
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Last post by Mrsjustgarbage Tue Jul 11, 2017 10:48 am
Idiots
by GoinBush » Mon Jul 10, 2017 10:44 am
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Last post by GoinBush Mon Jul 10, 2017 10:44 am
Reading
by GoinBush » Sun Jul 09, 2017 3:59 pm
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3 sorry Janelle. ;)
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Last post by justgarbage Sun Jul 09, 2017 7:29 pm
Labs
by GoinBush » Fri Jul 07, 2017 5:06 pm
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by GoinBush Fri Jul 07, 2017 8:10 pm
A Cow's tale
by Dot » Mon Jul 03, 2017 5:51 pm
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A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat....
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Tasteful good humour Dot!
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Last post by Mrsjustgarbage Thu Jul 06, 2017 3:51 pm
Larry the fighter Pilot
by norman » Thu Jun 15, 2017 1:29 pm
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A teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class:
What do you want to be when you grow up?
Little Larry says: I wanna start out as a Fighter Pilot,...
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10 :)
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Last post by justgarbage Tue Jul 04, 2017 9:37 am
Avid golfer
by Chuck » Thu Jun 15, 2017 10:25 am
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An avid golfer was involved in a terrible car crash and was rushed to the hospital. Just before he was put under, the surgeon had a word with him....
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: another good one Chuck. :twisted:
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Last post by Dot Thu Jun 15, 2017 12:35 pm
Sales.
by Chuck » Thu Jun 15, 2017 10:29 am
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A guy was playing golf one day and he got lost. He saw a lady up ahead of him and went to her and said Can you please help me, I don't know what hole...
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Good one
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Last post by Dot Thu Jun 15, 2017 12:15 pm
Oops
by native pepper » Sun Jun 04, 2017 3:33 pm
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Two ladies go to the local pub for a few drinks, when after a few, one lady turns to the other and says, the bloke next to me is playing with...
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Yep.
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Last post by native pepper Wed Jun 07, 2017 5:35 am
Fix The Outhouse
by Dot » Mon May 29, 2017 2:14 pm
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Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out, Pa! You need to go out and fix the outhouse!
Pa replies, There ain't nuthin wrong...
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thats a great one haha
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Last post by Helen Grose Mon May 29, 2017 2:39 pm
The sheer nightgown
by Dot » Fri May 26, 2017 1:03 pm
A husband walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee
for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250
to $500 in...
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Last post by Dot Fri May 26, 2017 1:03 pm
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