Larry the fighter Pilot

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Larry the fighter Pilot

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A teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class:
"What do you want to be when you grow up?"
Little Larry says: "I wanna start out as a Fighter Pilot, then be a Billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs,find me the finest whore, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel throughout Europe, an Infinite Visa Card, and all the while banging her like a loose screen door in a hurricane."
The teacher, shocked and not knowing what to do with this outrageous response from little Larry, decides not to acknowledge what he said and simply tries to continue with the lesson."
And how about you, Sarah?"
"I wanna be Larry's whore!"
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Re: Larry the fighter Pilot

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My name is now Sarah :lol:
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Re: Larry the fighter Pilot

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Hello Sarah, I'm Larry... ;)
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Re: Larry the fighter Pilot

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Dot - perhaps plausible! Chuck? I think you might be starting a bit late. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Bugga !

Well, at least I'm consistent... :roll: :D
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10 :)

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