A teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class:
"What do you want to be when you grow up?"
Little Larry says: "I wanna start out as a Fighter Pilot, then be a Billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs,find me the finest whore, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel throughout Europe, an Infinite Visa Card, and all the while banging her like a loose screen door in a hurricane."
The teacher, shocked and not knowing what to do with this outrageous response from little Larry, decides not to acknowledge what he said and simply tries to continue with the lesson."
And how about you, Sarah?"
"I wanna be Larry's whore!"
Larry the fighter Pilot
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Larry the fighter Pilot
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than speak and remove all doubt....
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Re: Larry the fighter Pilot
My name is now Sarah 

Queen of the Banal & OT chatter and proud of it. If it offends you then tough titty titty bang bang.
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Re: Larry the fighter Pilot
Hello Sarah, I'm Larry... 

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Re: Larry the fighter Pilot
Dot - perhaps plausible! Chuck? I think you might be starting a bit late.






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Re: Larry the fighter Pilot
Bugga !
Well, at least I'm consistent...

Well, at least I'm consistent...


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