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Just had to do this
by Dot » Sun May 07, 2017 7:54 pm
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swimmer.jpg
I just had to post this :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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she is some bird you would die of shockif you seenthat heading toward you
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Last post by Helen Grose Mon May 08, 2017 7:49 am
Buying a new car - old farts method.
by Chuck » Fri Apr 28, 2017 9:16 am
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A retired older couple returned to a Mercedes dealership where the salesman has just sold the car they had been keen on buying to a beautiful, leggy,...
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well done serve the salesman right
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Last post by Helen Grose Tue May 02, 2017 5:59 am
Government employees in action...
by Chuck » Fri Apr 28, 2017 9:21 am
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Ray and Bob, two Government maintenance guys, were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.
A woman walked by and asked what they were...
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I see you have had dealings with engineers to Terry.
Bob
How can you tell :lol:
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Last post by T1 Terry Sat Apr 29, 2017 10:51 am
Detective Ding Dong Lee.
by Chuck » Thu Apr 20, 2017 9:54 am
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A bloke suspected that his wife was cheating on him, so he hired a Chinese detective , the cheapest one he could find
This is his report
Most...
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haha so funny
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Last post by Helen Grose Sat Apr 22, 2017 6:54 am
Mujibar now works at Telstra
by Dot » Wed Mar 15, 2017 11:09 am
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Mujibar was trying to get a job in India .Telstra call centre.
The Personnel Manager said,
'Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one....
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Probably a true story. :)
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Last post by sands Thu Mar 30, 2017 4:26 pm
A Man's Age- as determined by trip to Buntings
by Dot » Mon Mar 27, 2017 12:16 am
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You are in the middle of some kind of project around the house --.
Mowing the lawn, putting in a new fence, painting the living room or whatever....
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Too low for sure even for me :)
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Last post by Dot Tue Mar 28, 2017 10:29 pm
Older Mature People
by Dot » Mon Mar 27, 2017 12:05 am
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A farmer stopped by the local mechanic shop to have his truck fixed.
They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far &would...
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That's just up the road from the Munsters house. 1313 Mockingbird Lane from memory.
Loved it Dot.
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Last post by supersparky Tue Mar 28, 2017 6:24 pm
A golf story.
by Chuck » Fri Mar 24, 2017 9:26 am
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Three ladies are chipping up to the fourth hole at River Hill Golf Club when a naked man wearing a paper bag over his head jumps from the trees and...
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hahaha xxx
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Last post by Helen Grose Fri Mar 24, 2017 11:32 am
Oops...
by Chuck » Thu Mar 16, 2017 9:06 am
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After my recent Prostate Exam, which was by far the most thorough I've ever had,
the Doctor left and the nurse came in. As she shut the door, she...
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But he did have well manicured nails :)
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Last post by Dot Fri Mar 17, 2017 2:55 pm
Aussie Cattle Dog.
by supersparky » Mon Mar 06, 2017 10:57 pm
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I have just copied this from Aussie Motorhomers. with apologies to whoever I stole it from.
The Aussie Cattle Dog.
Malcolm Turnbull called Bill...
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sure did
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Last post by Helen Grose Sun Mar 12, 2017 2:16 pm
God's Plan for Aging
by pet-els » Sun Mar 12, 2017 12:11 pm
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God's Plan for Aging
Most seniors never get enough exercise. In His Wisdom God decreed that seniors become forgetful so they would have to...
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Nor were the freedom camping sites...
:roll: :D
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Last post by Greynomad Sun Mar 12, 2017 12:49 pm
Some sayings to ponder
by Dot » Fri Mar 10, 2017 9:58 pm
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Whether the old sage said them or not, still very clever. Confucius did not say……
Man who wants pretty nurse must be patient.
Passionate kiss, like...
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :roll: :roll: Good ones Dot.
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Last post by supersparky Fri Mar 10, 2017 10:31 pm
The Old Service station dunny
by Dot » Fri Mar 10, 2017 4:53 pm
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The Old Service Station
The service station trade was slow.
The owner sat around,
With sharpened knife and cedar stick.
Piled shavings on the...
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esp when there was a snake coiled around the pan and a chooks head in the pan.
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Last post by Dot Fri Mar 10, 2017 6:40 pm
Well trained Canine
by Dot » Wed Mar 08, 2017 9:57 pm
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This one was sent to me from a very shy and unassuming forum member :roll: :twisted: :twisted:
A man had just boarded and settled into his seat...
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Glad we are cruising....
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Last post by dapope Thu Mar 09, 2017 9:26 am
The Cat
by Dot » Sun Feb 26, 2017 12:30 pm
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We were dressed and ready to go out for a Dinner & Theatre evening.
We turned on a 'night light', turned the answering machine on, covered our...
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Hiyu Mr Grizz where yu been? do you know what those letters mean? if not here you are.. Laughed My F----n Ass Off....
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Last post by Dot Mon Feb 27, 2017 1:17 pm
A Guy Bought A Dead Horse Without Knowing
by Dot » Wed Feb 22, 2017 12:17 am
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A young man named Donald bought a horse from a farmer for $250.
The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day.
The next day, the farmer drove...
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very i like it
the boring one
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Last post by Helen Grose Wed Feb 22, 2017 10:10 am
AN ITEM OF HARMONY
by Keith Morris » Thu Feb 09, 2017 1:33 pm
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tanks here---time for a laugh:-
MY EXPERIENCE IN VICTORIA.
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> When returning to Perth from a meeting in Melbourne I found myself in a
Christian...
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I knew the priest at Beechworth he was an Irish fella and would come into the pub every night for a beer or two, he had the best selection of jokes...
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Last post by Dot Thu Feb 16, 2017 12:24 pm
4th marriage at 80
by Dot » Wed Feb 15, 2017 4:17 pm
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The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had
just gotten married for the fourth time. The interviewer asked her...
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Reminded me of the 90 year old man about to marry a 16 year old girl. The concerned family suggested he speak to his doctor.
The doctor said: Do you...
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Last post by SteveW Wed Feb 15, 2017 7:28 pm
Old farts football
by Dot » Mon Feb 13, 2017 12:15 am
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An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man breaks wind
His wife rolls over and says, 'What in the world was that?'
The old...
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Last post by justgarbage Mon Feb 13, 2017 7:02 am
Ooops...
by Chuck » Sun Feb 12, 2017 9:00 am
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Saw my mate Charlie this morning, he's only got one arm bless him.
I shouted - Where you off to Charlie?
He said, I'm off to change a light bulb....
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Love the last one, there was no mention of there being a rabbit problem eh :lol:
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Last post by T1 Terry Sun Feb 12, 2017 2:36 pm
11 minutes and counting
by Dot » Sun Feb 12, 2017 1:04 pm
A Police Officer was patrolling late at night off the main highway.
At nearly midnight, he sees a couple in a car, on Lovers' Lane,
with the...
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Last post by Dot Sun Feb 12, 2017 1:04 pm
Chuck 's visit to Dr
by Dot » Wed Feb 01, 2017 9:33 pm
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Chuck at the Drs.jpg
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
:oops: :twisted: :oops:
:shock: :shock: :shock:
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Last post by Greynomad Tue Feb 07, 2017 10:53 pm
Bob and Christian
by Greynomad » Sun Jan 29, 2017 2:44 am
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The sad tale of
Bob and Christian
Bob and Christian were prawns. Theirs was a tenuous life. Being near the bottom of the food chain, almost everyone...
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Oh no you don't, I have taken advice from my pussy and I got this advice no comment :)
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Last post by Dot Tue Jan 31, 2017 5:15 pm
Irish again
by Dot » Sun Jan 29, 2017 5:57 pm
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The telephone company needed to hire four more telephone pole installers
and the choice came down to two from Poland and two Irishmen.
So the boss...
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Suck it up sweetie ! :)
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Last post by Dot Mon Jan 30, 2017 11:28 pm
The Pastor...
by Chuck » Mon Jan 30, 2017 8:04 am
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Murphy goes to his friend Pat and says ...
I'm sleeping with the Pastor's wife. Can you hold him in church for an hour after services for me?...
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Good one :)
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Last post by Dot Mon Jan 30, 2017 12:36 pm
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