Doctor's visit...

[Chuck]

May be an oldie but first time I've seen it...


During his physical examination, a doctor asked a man about his physical activity level.

He described a typical day this way:

"Well, yesterday afternoon, I took a five hour walk about 7km through some pretty rough terrain.

I waded along the edge of a lake. I pushed my way through bush.

I got sand in my shoes and my eyes.

I avoided standing on a snake.

I climbed several rocky hills.

I took a few 'leaks' behind some big trees - (ahhh, what a relief)

The mental stress of it all left me shattered.

At the end of it all I drank eight beers"



Inspired by the story, the doctor said,



"You must be one hell of an outdoors man!"

"No," he replied,







"I'm just a shit golfer".

[supersparky]

Thanks Chuck, another good one. I hadn't heard it either

[2foot6]

Thanks for posting it Chuck....I love it,I only played twice,and they are the reasons why I never kept playing,especially the last one.................................Peter.

[Greynomad]

I, too, have played two games in my entire life.
My scores were too embarrassing to share. They resembled a 10-pin bowling score...
Surgery and a pin in my left arm have put paid to my golfing career, as well as freestyle swimming.
Yer never know... I could have been another Tiger Woods, if I’d worked on my suntan.