A Never Ending Story

[wanderer]

Sadly the operation didn't go ahead due to some FREE camping caravanners next to the hospital complaining of the generators noise interrupting their happy hour.

[norman]

Unfortunately the Shiraz run out and one of the men started to get amorous with the ladies. A lady with a big stick started to wave it around the mans head , so the man

[wanderer]

Said.............I've got a bigger stick than you so you know where you can stick yours.

[Dot]

And with that the nasty red indian lady said to the naughty boys, "get on with the story or you will get a letter" so once again Luigi DaBoss entered the operating room with all the same fears that he had before,

[norman]

No anesthetist, no theater nurse only a guy with a long leg in the wrong place.So what to do he muses carry on or wait for help

[T1 Terry]

His nervous leg started to play a tune, sounded a bit like the last post

[Chuck]

The Nurses decide they have the ability to fix the problem so Luigi DaBoss takes a cupla big swigs form the Scotch bottle, lies down on the table & nurse Dotrex belts him over the head with a mallet - so much for the anaesthetic. Getting stuck into it they saw off the leg just above the ankle then twist the leg around a bit so that it looks to be in the correct position then remove about 1" from the stump which should then match up with the other two legs... unless they sew the foot on backwards!!!

[wanderer]

Not sure about the nurses, but I think Doctor Chuckles has been into the anaesthetic Scotch.

[Chuck]

The operation was a success & Luigi now has 2 left feet/legs/lower limbs & 1 right appendage. Hope he doesn't want to join the military!

[shonky]

Hi, all.


As his leg still whistled he sought advice from Billy Connelly..

See you on the back roads,
shonky et al.