A Never Ending Story

[Dot]

And Billy said "Luigi, I suggest you learn to Blow your horn, so go and join the ****" so with those words of wisdom he hopped into his Ferrari and sped off towards the land of the blowhards with a brand new mouth organ in his back pocket.

[SteveW]

Speaking of mouth organs............

[Dot]

Said the groper, I got mine from the music store down the road and I understand they have a big sale on all wind instruments..

[SteveW]

However, the salesmen pointed out that only water comes out of my mouth - and I have very short arms as well!

[Dot]

So Luigi passed on the name of the plastic surgeon that had been so helpful to the stumpy armed spitting salesman and with that Luigi tip toed out of the music store with his new mouth organ in his top pocket eager to start his first lesson in the morning with the ever so proper Miss Prim..

[Chuck]

Never having blown an organ previously he was a little concerned about doing it the correct way as he approached Miss Prim. She took a long look at him - smiled & said - "Show me your... "

[SteveW]

...organizer."

[Dot]

and I shall try to arrange for a more suitable chair for you because of your recent surgery you must be comfortable to learn the skills of the mouth organ.

[wanderer]

and I shall try to arrange for a more suitable chair for you because of your recent surgery you must be comfortable to learn the skills of the mouth organ.

So I suggest you stand on your head and blow into the mouth organ with your.

The devil made me do it.

[norman]

Thingy that you have, that resides in your leder hosen