A redneck went to the hospital, as his wife was having a baby.
Upon arriving, he sat down as the nurse said to him,
"Congratulations, your wife has had quints, five big baby boys."
The redneck said, "I'm not surprised. I have a penis on me like a chimney."
The nurse replied,
"You might want to consider getting it cleaned. They're all black."
Red Neck pregnancy
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bellett65
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Red Neck pregnancy
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Re: Red Neck pregnancy
All males say that and 99.99% are fibbers 
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Re: Red Neck pregnancy
ONLY 99.99%, Dot?Dot wrote:All males say that and 99.99% are fibbers
Have you met the other 0.01%?
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Ray
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Re: Red Neck pregnancy
and she whispered in my earGreynomad wrote:ONLY 99.99%, Dot?Dot wrote:All males say that and 99.99% are fibbers
Have you met the other 0.01%?
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Those who struggle to become a leader, rarely know a clear direction forward for anyone but themselves