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During my physical examination, my doctor asked me about my physical activity level.
I described a typical day, "Well, yesterday afternoon, I took a five hour walk about
10 kilometres through some pretty rough terrain. I waded along the edge of a lake.
I pushed my way through brambles. I got sand in my shoes and my eyes.
I avoided standing on a snake. I climbed several rocky hills.
I took a few 'leaks' behind some big trees.
The mental stress of it all left me shattered. At the end of it all I drank eight beers."
Inspired by the story, the doctor said, "You must be one hell of an outdoors man!"
"No," I replied, "I'm just a shit golfer
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He is obviously a better golfer than me or he only did the front 9 because he only spent the afternoon following the little white ball, it was an all day event for me and required at least 4 spare balls because the buggers don't float :oops:
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ONLY 4, I had such a bad slice I stuck 4 into the lake! I thought I better go and get a couple out.
Wadded in hip deep by THEN I had lost 6!!!! Cricky that water was cold :o :o :o
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