CAUTION! Rude Word Ahead!

Place your jokes in this section. A little naughty will be tolerated but please no really vulgar ones!!! If you might be offended it may be better to bypass this section!!!
User avatar
Greynomad
Posts: 9025
Joined: Tue Dec 04, 2012 4:16 pm
Location: Rutherglen, Vic.
Has thanked: 28 times
Been thanked: 61 times

CAUTION! Rude Word Ahead!

Post by Greynomad »

CAUTION!!

If the ‘b’ word describing an illegitimate child offends you, do not read any further!






A Limerick

A gent from downtown Racine
Invented a sex machine.
Both concave and convex,
It could serve either sex,
But Oh, what a ba$tard to clean!

:D :lol: :lol:
Regards & God bless,
Ray
--
"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer."
Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"

"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
W.C.Fields
RobertNotBob
Posts: 2262
Joined: Fri Jul 28, 2017 9:03 am
Location: Adelaide, SA
Been thanked: 6 times

Re: CAUTION! Rude Word Ahead!

Post by RobertNotBob »

Strange things upset strange people, face book post where some one went of a racist bit about black beans being called black. In this day and age they wondered why such racist labelling was still going on. No comment about white beans being called white.
User avatar
Greynomad
Posts: 9025
Joined: Tue Dec 04, 2012 4:16 pm
Location: Rutherglen, Vic.
Has thanked: 28 times
Been thanked: 61 times

Re: CAUTION! Rude Word Ahead!

Post by Greynomad »

RnB,
I suspect that rant was a joke, like my warning...
😜😁

Although a friend who visited America a year or so ago was chided when at a cafe he asked for a ‘black coffee’.
Waitress explained (rather frostily) “We don’t serve that here. But I can bring you a coffee without milk.”
🙄
Regards & God bless,
Ray
--
"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer."
Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"

"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
W.C.Fields
User avatar
Dot
Posts: 24722
Joined: Fri Nov 23, 2012 6:12 pm
Location: Strathalbyn SA
Been thanked: 37 times

Re: CAUTION! Rude Word Ahead!

Post by Dot »

Huh most of the sprogs of today are actually little bastards. I would call my 1st husband a "bastard" and his reply "I know that ,you don't have to keep telling me" It is a word with a meaning the world has gone mad.
Queen of the Banal & OT chatter and proud of it. If it offends you then tough titty titty bang bang.
RobertNotBob
Posts: 2262
Joined: Fri Jul 28, 2017 9:03 am
Location: Adelaide, SA
Been thanked: 6 times

Re: CAUTION! Rude Word Ahead!

Post by RobertNotBob »

Yes Ray and it got a few but worth the laugh.

Return to “Joker's Palace”