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He was in ecstasy with a huge smile on his face as his wife moved forward,
then backwards, forward, then backwards again...back and forth...back and forth...in and out.

She could feel the sweat on her forehead, between her breasts and trickling down
the small of her back. She was getting near to the end, her heart was
pounding and her face was flushed. She moaned, softly at first, but this
became louder and louder as she approached the finale.

Then, totally exhausted, she let out an almighty scream and shouted:

"Okay, Okay!!! I can’t park the car!!! You do it, you smug bastard!!!"




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:o :o :o
Oh, DOTTIE!!!
:roll: :oops:
:lol:
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:oops: :oops: :oops: have heard that before :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Skite :roll:
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jealous :lol: :lol:
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