A Never Ending Story

[norman]

Daya gonna go to footas cray and getta the mafia to sorta dis messa out.

[wanderer]

So solly to tell, but da mafia no runna Foot ascray no more it now, all trubbles sort out wis chop sticks.

[Dot]

You mean to say that Luigi Da Boss has now undergone plastic surgery and has changed his name by deed poll to Chop Chop Suey Son and now lives in Broadmeadows next door to that footy fella ummm Eddie Maguiresonson.

[Chuck]

Chop Chop Suey San was quite liking his new 'front'... he especially liked the lack of facial hair although there were a couple of fairly long individual beard type hairs. One from his top lip that kept getting in the way of his eating, the other appeared to be growing from the lobe of his left ear.

[T1 Terry]

he decide the next thing to do was see a hair transplant specialist and see if he could get these 2 rouge hairs transplanted onto his bald head.

[Chuck]

They agreed & in their wisdom, chose to snip the 2 long hairs into 17 smaller pieces which they then transplanted into his hairless moon dome. Now he looks like an ageing, tall, skinny hedgehog with dandruff!!

[T1 Terry]

but he discover he could hear through head, this handy because was nearly deaf, the down side was, every time he read something, part of his head would start moving like it was trying mouth the words

[norman]

He didn,t know he could talk pidgeon english through his head. Must have got up too early this morning.

[Dot]

So after a long hiatus of waxing, shaving and plucking, the Luigi family were now known as the Kung fooey Dooey clan who offered free chop sticks with every serving of "short & curly soup" and a free fortune cookie with every Brazillian biccy.....

[norman]

So after a period of inactivity Luigi decided he needed to buy a car, not any car but Australian made. He could,nt made up his mind which of the TWO he should buy so he thought " I,ll ask Terry he,s my M8".