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Comparative costing

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A man and his wife were shopping.
He grabbed a slab of beer and put it in the trolley.
“What are you doing?” she demanded.
“It’s on special,” he replied, “twenty four cans for ten dollars.”
“We can’t afford it. Put it back.” she ordered.
He did as told, and they continued shopping.
A few aisles later she put a $20 jar of face cream in the trolley.
“What are you doing?” he asked.
“It’s my face cream,” she replied, “It makes me look beautiful.”
He responded, “So do 24 cans of beer, and they’re half the price.”


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Re: Comparative costing

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Oh boy are you asking for trouble :lol:
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