“I’d like to buy a new dipstick. Mine doesn’t reach the oil anymore.”
Yet Another Another Blonde
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Greynomad
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Yet Another Another Blonde
Blonde walked into an Auto Parts shop.
“I’d like to buy a new dipstick. Mine doesn’t reach the oil anymore.”
“I’d like to buy a new dipstick. Mine doesn’t reach the oil anymore.”
Regards & God bless,
Ray
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Ray
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"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer."
Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
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T1 Terry
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Re: Yet Another Another Blonde
There is an alternate joke to that one:
A woman walks into a bar,
"What are you after" asks the barman
A new dipstick, the last one left me for a blonde .......
T1 Terry
A woman walks into a bar,
"What are you after" asks the barman
A new dipstick, the last one left me for a blonde .......
T1 Terry
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T1 Terry
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Re: Yet Another Another Blonde
The really funny bit about that, this was the fix for high oil consumption on quite a few different heavy vehicle diesel engines. A longer dipstick meant the full mark was lower in the oil pan and this stopped the oil splash problem where the cycles were being flooded with oil and the rings could not scrape it all off each cycle. The high oil consumption settled down within a few weeks and no more complaints to the service dept
T1 Terry
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Re: Yet Another Another Blonde
I think that was the problem with the early Austin 1800s. those that cared for their car had the engine blow but those that couldn't care less about the oil level didn't have a problem. They found that the dipsticks had the full mark too high up the dipstick.
George
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