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Horse joke

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I bought a horse t’other day.

I call him “Mayo”...



Because Mayo neighs. :?
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Really no comment on that one, sent you a PM Ray is your inbox full as it has not gone. Cheers Robert
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I think Ray has cabin fever.
The solution is to get out and about if you can. :D
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Greynomad wrote: ↑Wed Feb 03, 2021 12:31 am I bought a horse t’other day.

I call him “Mayo”...
Because Mayo neighs. :?
Do you use a Miracle Whip on him :o
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Could someone please take that joke book from Ray. :lol: :lol: :lol:

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2foot6 wrote: ↑Wed Feb 03, 2021 8:44 am
Greynomad wrote: ↑Wed Feb 03, 2021 12:31 am I bought a horse t’other day.

I call him “Mayo”...
Because Mayo neighs. :?
Do you use a Miracle Whip on him :o
Does he live in a meadow near a lea? Careful, next he'll spreading happiness around ...... (Lucky I did a Google search on that, got mixed up with another ad and though it was "spread the Joy around" .....) Do you think he should be "Congratulated" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EP-06DT2VQ0 Now that would get his MOJO back .....
OK, I'll stop now :lol:

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