Place your jokes in this section. A little naughty will be tolerated but please no really vulgar ones!!! If you might be offended it may be better to bypass this section!!!
The story is only now emerging that during President Clown’s time in office, a probationary Secret Service member was instantly dismissed after a hushed-up assassination attempt.
It appears that he became confused when the gunman raised his weapon, and yelled, “Mickey Mouse!”.
He meant to say, “Donald, duck!”
Regards & God bless,
Ray
-- "Insufficient data for a meaningful answer." Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
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