Chickens and other things ...

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Chickens and other things ...

Post by Greynomad »

Q: Why DIDN’T the chicken cross the road?

A: Because she WAS chicken, of course! :roll:



Q: Why did the duck cross the road?

A: Because his mate was chicken.



Q: Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

A: Because it was stuck to the chicken.





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