Terminological exactitude

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Terminological exactitude

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Q: Why don’t seagulls fly over Port Philip Bay?

A: Cos then we’d have to call them bagels.


















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Being a dumb Qlder, you may have to elaborate.
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Swisslulu wrote: Wed Jun 16, 2021 7:11 pm Being a dumb Qlder, you may have to elaborate.
Cause Port Philip Bay is just a bay, not the sea ........ Yeah, I struggled to get a Sheldon laugh the first time I heard/read it but on par for a Ray funny ;) :lol:

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So ,does that mean a seagull that flies over the Gulf of Carpentaria should be called a Gulfgull? :D :D :o :shock:
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What if it flies over a lake?
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supersparky wrote: Thu Jun 17, 2021 4:03 pm What if it flies over a lake?
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supersparky wrote: Thu Jun 17, 2021 4:03 pm What if it flies over a lake?
It's a rubbish tip bird ..... the ones with the long beak are garbage bin birds, just so you can identify one from the other ..... The rubbish tip birds that stand on one leg and ask for chips are "Beggar Birds" according to my daughter when she was young :lol:

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