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yep every year :lol: :lol:
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They must have been quite a pair in the early days ..... a bit like the aging exotic dancer who was now well beyond her prime and not feeling life was worth the pain. She pressed the pistol just below her right breast and pulled the trigger ..... then falling the ground screaming in pain, she'd destroyed her right knee ....

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Yeah but... from a mere male prospective - the thought process dropped down a bit & I didn't fancy a third leg. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Chuck wrote: Sun Aug 29, 2021 10:34 am Yeah but... from a mere male prospective - the thought process dropped down a bit & I didn't fancy a third leg. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Oooo, T1,
The Fun Police will be after you… :?
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These days I can only manage oral sex … my friends and I just talk about it.

Ah, the memories! :D
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Some of us can't remember that far back :lol:
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Hmm... they do say that it pays to advertise. :shock:
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Greynomad wrote: Mon Aug 30, 2021 10:59 pm These days I can only manage oral sex … my friends and I just talk about it.

Ah, the memories! :D
No longer group naughties, now group thoughties, and requires a memory jog for some :lol:

Seems Alzheimer's could have an upside for women, either they can't remember they have a headache or the "Unravelling" as the memory rolls back into the younger yrs, bringing back the naughty yrs if they had them when they were younger .....
I had an aunty that developed an insatiable appetite for it when she was well into her 80's .... sort of raised a few questions about her time as a young nurse :lol: No guilty conscious afterwards because she simply didn't remember .... but she certainly smiled a lot more than I remember as I grew up ;) My cousin reckoned she sent a few of the old timers onto the here after very happy with the way they went out .... with a bang so to speak, so maybe Alzheimer's works for blokes as well ..... they go back to the sowing the wild oats days as well 8-)

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