Ode fart of Chuck

[Dot]

A fart it is a pleasant thing,
It gives the belly ease,
It warms the bed in winter,
And suffocates the fleas.
A fart can be quiet,
A fart can be loud,
Some leave a powerful,
Poisonous cloud
A fart can be short,
Or a fart can be long,
Some farts have been known
To sound like a song....
A fart can create
A most curious medley,
A fart can be harmless,
Or silent , and deadly.
A fart might not smell,
While others are vile,
A fart may pass quickly,
Or linger a while......
A fart can occur
In a number of places,
And leave everyone there,
With strange looks on their faces.
.
From wide-open prairie,
To small elevators,
A fart will find all of
Us sooner or later.
But farts are all bad,
Is simply not true-
We must never forget....
Sweet old farts like you

[Chuck]

Ahhh...thanks for remembering Dot.

However, I must say that my mode of flatulence is a little more refined these days...much quieter.

Much more fun.

[Dot]

Ahhh...thanks for remembering Dot.

However, I must say that my mode of flatulence is a little more refined these days...much quieter.

Much more fun.

Those silent but deadly ones are great at dances