Only two gifts

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When God created
Adam and Eve, He said:
I only have two gifts:
One is the art of peeing standing ...
And then Adam stepped forward and shouted:
ME!, ME!, ME!,
I would love it please ... Lord, please, please!
Look, it will make my life substantially easier.
Eve nodded, and said those things did not matter to her.
Then God gave Adam the gift and he began to shout for joy.
He ran through the garden of Eden and used it to wet all the trees and
bushes, ran down the beach making drawings with his pee in the sand ...
Well, he would not stop showing off.
God and Eve watched the man crazy with happiness and Eve asked God:
What is the other gift '
God answered:
Eve,..... a brain ... and it is for you ...!....

[jon_d]

Ah, yes....
Imagining about peeing in the snow and writing your name are worlds apart.

[supersparky]

Ah, yes....
Imagining about peeing in the snow and writing your name are worlds apart.

possibly something a female could never understand Jon.

[Noggins]

I think Eve's reply was along the lines of "This is such a valuable gift I'll put it away in a secret place and only bring it out on "special occasions"
And since then that special gift has collected cobwebs from being rarely used.
This thought of things that are only for special occasions also carried over into life, so that explains the " special" crockery, jewellery etc that all women have.

Xx

[Eddy]

about peeing in the snow

I think the advice about never eating yellow snow applies

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I think Eve's reply was along the lines of "This is such a valuable gift I'll put it away in a secret place and only bring it out on "special occasions"
And since then that special gift has collected cobwebs from being rarely used.
This thought of things that are only for special occasions also carried over into life, so that explains the " special" crockery, jewellery etc that all women have.

Xx

My "special gift"has cobwebs for the same reason .

[T1 Terry]

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When God created
Adam and Eve, He said:
I only have two gifts:
One is the art of peeing standing ...
And then Adam stepped forward and shouted:
ME!, ME!, ME!,
I would love it please ... Lord, please, please!
Look, it will make my life substantially easier.
Eve nodded, and said those things did not matter to her.
Then God gave Adam the gift and he began to shout for joy.
He ran through the garden of Eden and used it to wet all the trees and
bushes, ran down the beach making drawings with his pee in the sand ...
Well, he would not stop showing off.
God and Eve watched the man crazy with happiness and Eve asked God:
What is the other gift '
God answered:
Eve,..... a brain ... and it is for you ...!....

.... unfortunately it never came with an instruction manual either. Adam knew how to use his gift and practised with it on a regular basis to find out if there were any limitations.
Eve, on the other hand, just found these new abilities confusing so after trying out a few of them, she decide a life time memory that could be switched on and off as required was the most useful ......
Adam soon found that trying his new skills into a strong wind had less than the desired result, Eve practised her new skill and never let him forget it ......
Through the generations, future Eves have expanded the capacity to remember everything that didn't turn out so well for their Adam, and remind them every time she needed to win an argument, yet managed to completely forget anything he did that turned out for the better.
Adam however, soon realised that trying to defend himself from such memory recall events had much the same result as his attempts at using his skill set against a strong wind ......

T1 Terry

[Noggins]

I have noticed that in an argument women tend to get Historical and sometimes even Hysterical if the man doesn't concede defeat.


Ron

[T1 Terry]

The version I heard was Eve was gifted multiple orgasms Unfortunately Adam still only had the single orgasm and Eve spent the rest of her days considering the wisdom of not swapping the gift with Adam when she had the chance ...... standing up to pee was of no real value to her, but at least one orgasm each event was better than none

Eventually Eve discovered that all Eve's had this gift and Let's-be-friends developed into what it has become today

T1 Terry