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This is an actual extract from a sex education school textbook for
girls, printed in the early 60's in the UK. So goodnight don't have nightmares 😂
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When retiring to the bedroom, prepare yourself for bed as promptly as
possible. Whilst feminine hygiene is of the utmost importance, your
tired husband does not want to queue for the bathroom, as he would have to do for his train. But remember to look your best when going to bed. Try to achieve a look that is welcoming without being obvious. If you need to apply face-cream or hair-rollers wait until he is asleep as this can be shocking to a man last thing at night.
When it comes to the possibility of intimate relations with your
husband it is important to remember your marriage vows and in particular your commitment to obey him. If he feels that he needs to sleep immediately then so be it. In all things be led by your husband's wishes; do not pressure him in any way to stimulate intimacy. Should your husband suggest congress then agree humbly all the while being mindful that a man's satisfaction is more important than a woman's. When he reaches his moment of fulfillment a small moan from yourself is encouraging to him and quite sufficient to indicate any enjoyment that you may have had.
Should your husband suggest any of the more unusual practices be
obedient and uncomplaining but register any reluctance by remaining silent. It is likely that your husband will then fall promptly asleep so adjust your clothing, freshen up and apply your night-time face and hair care products. You may then set the alarm so that you can arise shortly before him in the morning. This will enable you to have his morning cup of tea ready when he awakes.
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Divorce rate? 0%?
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He'd soon come around after he had a few days of my cooking :lol:
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It was a good book for its time, this was way back when a man was a "Good Catch", and girls started a "Glory Box"

A Good Catch was the ultimate goal of single women back in the days when they knew their place was to support the provider of a home and security as well as giving them children, not like these days where all the women, with a few exceptions, seem to think the male of the species is an enemy.
The banter of such things like Gillard,( our NON-Elected Prime Minister ) where a man is ridiculed for looking at his watch when she's giving a boring speech is definitely showing her misandrist learnings, and for that, he's the one called a misogynist, or woman hater.
The whole world has turned into something unexplainable where instead of men with many years of experience in life's struggles are advisers of practical living are replaced with a young girl that is easily manipulated and obviously has learning difficulties.


This picture is a perfect example of the "modern day think"
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I really do pity young men these days as they're not allowed either by law or learnings to be a provider and pillars of the Family Unit.


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Thankfully, gone are the days of the "little woman" waiting on her husband hand and foot. Now days, you've done well if each partner treats the other as an equal.
Gone are the days of the man being the primary bread winner for the family, Margaret was on a salary I could only ever dream of, but gave it away to start a business I was passionate about, moving completely out of her comfort zone. There are a lot of high $$ earners that are female, and married, and raised a family, but generally with the support of their partner, be it male or female.
I don't think I could live in the world described in the book, and I grew up through that period, I'm not sure you would still be able to read the book if someone had presented that to my mother, well, once they had extracted it anyway :lol:
My father was "very British" and my mother, the youngest child of a brilliant engineer with both feet planted firmly on the ground and no bodies fool .... the early day before I was born must have been very interesting ;) but the strong morals of that time meant "for better or for worse" included both parties in the marriage.

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Dot wrote: Tue Jul 26, 2022 1:26 pmpopeye.jpg
How do you think Olive Oil stayed an extra virgin ;) :lol:

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