Hunting Story

[John M]

An 86-year-old man went to his doctor 6 months after a fertility and general check up.
The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the 86-year-old said,
"Things are great and I've never felt better.
I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child.
So what do you think about that Doc?"
The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began to tell a story.
"I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid hunter and never misses a season."
"One day he packed his car before setting off to go hunting.
In a bit of a hurry, he accidentally left his gun at home.
Not deterred, went for a walk instead. As he neared a lake, he came across a very large male beaver sitting at the water's edge.
He realized he'd left his gun at home and so he couldn't shoot the magnificent creature."
"Out of habit he raised his cane, aimed it at the animal as if it were his favourite hunting rifle and went 'bang, bang'."
"Miraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead.
Now, what do you think of that ?" asked the doctor.

The 86-year-old said, "Logic would strongly suggest that somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver."
The doctor replied,
"My point exactly."

[SteveW]

Reminds me of the 90 year old man who intended to marry a sixteen year old girl. The family, concerned, suggested he discuss it with his doctor, which he did.

The doctor said, "You realize this could be fatal?"

He said, "Ah well! If she dies, she dies."

[T1 Terry]

The 85 yr old bloke marries a 25 yr old woman, 12mths later he's in the maternity ward with the new wife, they have a healthy son delivered. The doctors and nurses are a tad surprised, the old man says, gotta keep the grearbox working. 12 mths later, another young son is born, the same response, gotta keep the gearbox working.
Another year passes and sure enough, back in the maternity ward for another birth, the old bloke says, gotta keep the gearbox working, the nurse says, betta change the oil then, this one black.