Good morning daily
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Dot
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Re: Good morning daily
Good moaning to all. Well done Shirley, those new balls must be working
Queen of the Banal & OT chatter and proud of it. If it offends you then tough titty titty bang bang.
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supersparky
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They are called bowls Dot! bowls not balls.
Cheers
David
David and Terrie
2006 Winnebago Alpine
Not all who wander are lost.
David
David and Terrie
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Not all who wander are lost.
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Keith Morris
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Re: Good morning daily
Four retired truck drivers are walking down a street in Cooktown. They turned a corner and see a sign that says, Old Timer's Bar - all drinks 10 cents!
They look at each other, and then go in, thinking this is too good to be true.
The old bartender says in a voice that carries across the room, 'Come on in and let me pour one for you! What'll it be, Gentlemen?'
There seemed to be a fully stocked bar, so each of the men ask for a martini. In short order, the bartender serves up four iced Martinis……. shaken, not stirred, and says, 'That'll be 10 cents each, please.'
The four men stare at the bartender for a moment. Then look at each other……. they can't believe their good luck. They pay the 40 cents, finish their Martinis, and order another round. Again, four excellent Martinis are produced and the bartender again saying, 'That's 40 cents, please.’
They pay the 40 cents, but their curiosity is more than they can stand.
They have each had two Martinis and so far they've spent less than a dollar.
Finally, one of the men says, 'How can you afford to serve Martinis as good as these for 10 cents each?'
'I'm a retired tailor from Sydney,' the bartender said, 'and I always wanted to own a bar. Last year I hit the Lottery for $25 million and decided to open this place. Every drink cost ten cents - wine, liquor, beer, it's all the same.'
Wow!!!! That's quite a story,' says one of the men.
The four of them sipped at their Martinis and couldn't help but notice seven other people at the end of the bar who didn't have drinks in front of them and hadn't ordered anything the whole time they were there. One man gestures at the seven at the end of the bar without drinks and asks the bartender, 'What's with them?'
The bartender says, 'Oh, they're all grey nomads from the caravan park, waiting for happy hour when drinks are half price.'
They look at each other, and then go in, thinking this is too good to be true.
The old bartender says in a voice that carries across the room, 'Come on in and let me pour one for you! What'll it be, Gentlemen?'
There seemed to be a fully stocked bar, so each of the men ask for a martini. In short order, the bartender serves up four iced Martinis……. shaken, not stirred, and says, 'That'll be 10 cents each, please.'
The four men stare at the bartender for a moment. Then look at each other……. they can't believe their good luck. They pay the 40 cents, finish their Martinis, and order another round. Again, four excellent Martinis are produced and the bartender again saying, 'That's 40 cents, please.’
They pay the 40 cents, but their curiosity is more than they can stand.
They have each had two Martinis and so far they've spent less than a dollar.
Finally, one of the men says, 'How can you afford to serve Martinis as good as these for 10 cents each?'
'I'm a retired tailor from Sydney,' the bartender said, 'and I always wanted to own a bar. Last year I hit the Lottery for $25 million and decided to open this place. Every drink cost ten cents - wine, liquor, beer, it's all the same.'
Wow!!!! That's quite a story,' says one of the men.
The four of them sipped at their Martinis and couldn't help but notice seven other people at the end of the bar who didn't have drinks in front of them and hadn't ordered anything the whole time they were there. One man gestures at the seven at the end of the bar without drinks and asks the bartender, 'What's with them?'
The bartender says, 'Oh, they're all grey nomads from the caravan park, waiting for happy hour when drinks are half price.'
I'm now 87 years old, having experienced another birthday, and I'm still living in WA, single (gave up looking), white hair, no teeth, no money, no worries.
I plan to have another birthday next year.
I plan to have another birthday next year.
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jon_d
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Re: Good morning daily
Some of you old blokes need to go shopping with Shirley.Good moaning to all. Well done Shirley, those new balls must be working
Re: Good morning daily
Good morning everyone.
Got up to nuffin yesterday...well till the arvo I mowed the back yard.
Looks looks today maybe wet looking at the BoM, so may get up to bugga all today
Keep dry.
Bernie.
Got up to nuffin yesterday...well till the arvo I mowed the back yard.
Looks looks today maybe wet looking at the BoM, so may get up to bugga all today
Keep dry.
Bernie.
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bob r
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Morning all i did about the same as you Bernie except for the mowing
Today's destination is the real big smoke BRISBANE got a yearly big C check up on tomorrow.
Bob
Today's destination is the real big smoke BRISBANE got a yearly big C check up on tomorrow.
Bob
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supersparky
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Good morning everyone It looks like we are all going to get wet tails today, going by the BoM radar. All I did yesty was try to locate a faulty relay in Winny. Not much info on the net, except if you are Russian. We are going over to the ocean beach for brekky and a walk this morn.
Safe trip Bob and Robyn. Take care on the roads if you are out and about. Happy hump day.
Safe trip Bob and Robyn. Take care on the roads if you are out and about. Happy hump day.
Cheers
David
David and Terrie
2006 Winnebago Alpine
Not all who wander are lost.
David
David and Terrie
2006 Winnebago Alpine
Not all who wander are lost.