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I decided to go to the local mosque for the first time to see what it was all about.
I sat down and the Imam came up to me, laid his hands on my hand and said:
"By the will of Allah and the prophet Mohammad - you will walk today."
I told him I wasn't paralyzed, I only had a small bunion on my left foot.
He came back and laid his hands on me and looking skywards, earnestly repeated his mantra:
"By the will of Allah and the prophet Mohammad - you will walk today."
Once again, I told him there was nothing wrong with me.
After prayers I stepped outside?
And bugger me ----
MY CAR WAS GONE !!