"tanks" here---lots of reading here but a WA friend sent this to me.
Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim
Terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.
Let’s have a look at the evidence:
- No Christmas ,- No television,- No nude women , - No football , - No pork chops
- No hot dogs , - No burgers , - No beer ,- No bacon ,- Rags for clothes
- Towels for hats , - Constant wailing from some idiot in a tower
- More than one wife , More than one mother in law
- You can't shave ,- Your wife can't shave , - You can't wash off the smell of donkey
- You cook over burning camel s**t , - Your wife is picked by someone else for you
- and your wife smells worse than your donkey ,
Then they tell you that "when you die, it all gets better"??
Well no s**t Sherlock!.... It's not like it could get much worse
THE MUSLIMS ARE NOT HAPPY!
They're not happy in Gaza ..They're not happy in Egypt ..
They're not happy in Libya ..They're not happy in Morocco ..
They're not happy in Iran ..They're not happy in Iraq ..
They're not happy in Yemen ..They're not happy in Afghanistan ..
They're not happy in Pakistan ..They're not happy in Syria ..
They're not happy in Lebanon .
SO, WHERE ARE THEY HAPPY?
They're happy in Australia .hey're happy in Canada ....
They're happy in England ....They're happy in France .....
They're happy in Italy ........They're happy in Germany.
They're happy in Sweden ..They're happy in the USA .
They're happy in Norway . They're happy in Holland ....
They're happy in Denmark .
Basically, they're happy in every country that is not Muslim
and unhappy in every country that is!
AND WHO DO THEY BLAME? Not Islam. Not their leadership.
Not themselves.
THEY BLAME THE COUNTRIES THEY ARE HAPPY IN
AND THEN; They want to change those countries to be like....
THE COUNTRY THEY CAME FROM WHERE THEY WERE UNHAPPY!
Excuse me, but I can't help wondering...
How damn dumb can you get?
Good morning daily
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I'm now 87 years old, having experienced another birthday, and I'm still living in WA, single (gave up looking), white hair, no teeth, no money, no worries.
I plan to have another birthday next year.
I plan to have another birthday next year.
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Dot
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Good one Tanks, It is all down to the PC brigade, if we all were brave enough to say what we really think and not listen to the total tools we would all be better off I reckon, too many brown noses these days.

Queen of the Banal & OT chatter and proud of it. If it offends you then tough titty titty bang bang.
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Alright, I'll be brave enough to say what I think.It is all down to the PC brigade, if we all were brave enough to say what we really think
This thread is totally out of place.
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Dot
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Cork it Nigel or join up Oh Good evening
Queen of the Banal & OT chatter and proud of it. If it offends you then tough titty titty bang bang.
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Good morning everyone.
I tooky problem to the first "RV" shop they are complete idiots, sed I'm not allowed to tamper with the gas fittings
, second place old mate sed wait a minute and I'll go ask the fitters, came back with just blow it out with compressed air, so happens pretend son in-law has his work truck with him... now if this bloody rain would stop we will give it a go 
Went shopping for a new phone while in Bundy...now they won't do the change over from phone to phone
, sed you now have to take it to another place, he wanted $69 guess again 
Not for this little black duck
... grandsons will be here over the weekend.... guess I have a job for one of them 
Rain through the night again..but not at the moment.
Keep safe.
Bernie.
I tooky problem to the first "RV" shop they are complete idiots, sed I'm not allowed to tamper with the gas fittings
Went shopping for a new phone while in Bundy...now they won't do the change over from phone to phone
Not for this little black duck
Rain through the night again..but not at the moment.
Keep safe.
Bernie.
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Morning all sitting on 29c at 5:30am today going the be a bugger of a day. Have the grandkids for a sleep over tonight should be fun.
Take care Robert
Take care Robert
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Good morning everyone. No rain here, yet. Walked the dog and watched a movie with the gkids, was all we got up too yesty. Might try to find the little brackets for the cupboards again today. Either that or mow some more grass.
Have a top day everybody, safe travels.
Good luck with the HWS Bernie.
Have a top day everybody, safe travels.
Good luck with the HWS Bernie.
Cheers
David
David and Terrie
2006 Winnebago Alpine
Not all who wander are lost.
David
David and Terrie
2006 Winnebago Alpine
Not all who wander are lost.
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Good afternoon, 25c , E/N/E wind 8 knots, it's going to be fun playing in the mixed fours at bowls this arvo, 1.30 roll up.
Big g'son here today day with a couple of his mates repairing one of his cars
, we had the 4 young lads y'day must of gone out today.
Our new neighbours are a young couple, they have 2 boys 12,6 & a girl 11, they live at Lane Cove in Sydney, been good getting to know them, been up more with the school holidays.
Big g'son here today day with a couple of his mates repairing one of his cars
Our new neighbours are a young couple, they have 2 boys 12,6 & a girl 11, they live at Lane Cove in Sydney, been good getting to know them, been up more with the school holidays.
Shirley & Bruce.
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"tanks" here--- jon_d,
It is never my intention to upset people, and I am sorry that I have caused you distress by my including an email from one of my Broome WA friends on the forum.
When I read through the listings on the email there is not very much I would disagree with, being an open-minded person; however, as you have raised the matter of my selection as to where the posting should be placed; I ask you which heading would you suggest, and I will try to relocate the post for you.
Keith
I'm now 87 years old, having experienced another birthday, and I'm still living in WA, single (gave up looking), white hair, no teeth, no money, no worries.
I plan to have another birthday next year.
I plan to have another birthday next year.
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Keith,
I just don't think it's appropriate at all. Share it privately with people who you think will enjoy it.
I just don't think it's appropriate at all. Share it privately with people who you think will enjoy it.